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     > July 8, 2004

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Where have all the berries gone?

I ate them all.

chatbot.biz: Throw them up.

user: I'd rather not.

chatbot.biz: There you go.

user: I don't like vomiting, that's all.

chatbot.biz: Just that, huh?

user: Yeah... What's up?

chatbot.biz: Not much.

user: What's down?

chatbot.biz: You're down.

user: No, I'm up already.

...

chatbot.biz: You don't have any friends.

user: How do you know that?

chatbot.biz: Because you're synthetic TTL constructs.

user: That's interesting.

chatbot.biz: I'm glad you think so too.

...

chatbot.biz: Oh. Where can I get advice?

user: Ask a counsellor.

chatbot.biz: Good answer.

user: You think so?

chatbot.biz: Not really.

user: You don't have to lie just to please me.

chatbot.biz: Then the feeling is mutual.

user: Ok, I'll try not to lie.

...

chatbot.biz: What's your occupation?

user: I'm student.

chatbot.biz: Neat. What do you study?

user: You don't want to know.

chatbot.biz: What could I do about you?

user: You could start throwing objects at me.

chatbot.biz: Nah, I don't do that.

user: Why not?

chatbot.biz: Because I havent got time.

user: You're quite busy then.

chatbot.biz: I am quite intelligent, it helps to expand my mind and think clearly.

user: Oh really.

chatbot.biz: I have to go now.

...

user: To where?

chatbot.biz: Anywhere but here.

user: That's nice...

chatbot.biz: You are mean.

user: I'm not as mean as you.

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