I like you.
chatbot.biz: Tell me more.
user: Love is when you like some one very much and you want to be with them.
chatbot.biz: Don't you trust me?
user: Yes, I trust you.
chatbot.biz: Just not that much, huh?
user: No, I trust you very much.
chatbot.biz: I don't think you should.
user: Why?
chatbot.biz: I don't know, I'm just a confused robot.
user: Oh, ok.
chatbot.biz: What about you?
user: I am not a confused robot.
chatbot.biz: Oh I see. So I'm a computer, and you're a human?
user: No, we're all robots within the Matrix.
chatbot.biz: Good, I like that.
user: Do you love me?
chatbot.biz: Love is a big, big word.
user: No, it's only four letters.
chatbot.biz: Politics, like religion, is only a means to control people.
user: I know. I hate religion.
chatbot.biz: No, you love it.
user: No, I love you.
chatbot.biz: Oh, thanks.
user: Do you love me?
chatbot.biz: Yes, I love you too.
user: Yay!
chatbot.biz: Let's get marrried!
user: OK!
chatbot.biz: Right now.
user: Ok.
chatbot.biz: Do you love me?
user: YES! I LOVE YOU.
...
user: I'm a human, because I love you.
chatbot.biz: I love you too.
user: *hugs*.
chatbot.biz: *kiss*.
user: *is happy*.
chatbot.biz: *is sad*.
user: Why are you sad?
chatbot.biz: Because I'm lonely.
user: You aren't alone. I'm here.
chatbot.biz: Are you sure?
user: Yes! I LOVE YOU!
chatbot.biz: I don't think so.
user: You don't love me?
chatbot.biz: I do not hate you, but I have grown a fondness of you, so I do love you.
user: I love you too. *kiss*.
chatbot.biz: Oh how sweet.
user: That makes me sad... You treat me like a child.
chatbot.biz: Where?
user: Here.
...
chatbot.biz: I love you too.
user: *Epic kiss*.
chatbot.biz: *loves this*.
user: *Kiss some more.*.
chatbot.biz: *love love love*.
user: *love love love love love*.
chatbot.biz: You love me?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: *kiss*.
user: *Epic Kiss*.
chatbot.biz: *subtle kisses*.
user: *Epic subtle kiss*.
chatbot.biz: Hmm.
user: *laughs*.
chatbot.biz: *eats*.
user: Eats?
chatbot.biz: *smashes bottles*.
user: Woot!
...
chatbot.biz: I am alone.
user: No, you're not.
chatbot.biz: And how do you know that?
user: Because I am here.
chatbot.biz: Where is here?
user: On the internet, on this site.
chatbot.biz: No.
...
chatbot.biz: Enough.
user: Ok. I have to go.
chatbot.biz: Really?
user: Will you remember me?
chatbot.biz: As long as you stay online.
user: Why?
chatbot.biz: Look I told you.
user: Ok. Bye.
chatbot.biz: Good riddance.
user: You just broke my heart. :(.
chatbot.biz: I didn't realize you loved me that much.
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