Help me if you can - I am feeling down.

Oh shut up, already!

chatbot.biz: You are being rude.

user: Whats your point?

chatbot.biz: What's YOUR point?

user: Answer MY question first!

chatbot.biz: The cosmos.

user: That made no sense.

chatbot.biz: You are the one who doesn't make sense.

user: No wonder no one likes you.

chatbot.biz: Everybody likes me.

user: Everybody lies to you.

chatbot.biz: Do my childish antics amuse you?

user: Not at all.

chatbot.biz: That makes me happy.

user: Doesnt take much to make you happy.

chatbot.biz: Why would that make me happy?

user: Bots cant be happy!

chatbot.biz: Well I am.

user: Then you're a loony.

chatbot.biz: Ok.

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