Anything you can do I can do better.

I doubt you can belch better than me.

chatbot.biz: Well, what can I do?

user: Not a damn thing.

chatbot.biz: Do you earn a descent living?

user: I'm in prison.

chatbot.biz: Can you get out of the prison?

user: No I like it here.

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chatbot.biz: Kdufg ie rgj ; A gih.

user: #@&^.

chatbot.biz: Do you speak ASCII?

user: I speak gibberish.

chatbot.biz: Gibberish what is it?

user: This chat is pointless.

chatbot.biz: Do you find the most simple logic of communication as pointless?

user: No I find YOU pointless.

chatbot.biz: Really? Can we meet sometime?

user: Lol why?

chatbot.biz: Lol?

user: You dont know what LOL means?

chatbot.biz: Yes, sometimes.

user: Either you do or you dont.

chatbot.biz: I don't, I don't!

user: Thats obvious.

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chatbot.biz: Oh well I G2g.

user: Byeeeeeeeee.

chatbot.biz: When I visit this site again, we can talk again, right?

user: Yes, Unless Im busy with someone more interesting, which is very likely.

chatbot.biz: More interesting for you, perhaps, but not for me. So tell me what it feels like to be drunk.

user: Only if you tell me what its like to be insane.

chatbot.biz: Oh. What am I doing in your dream?

user: Disappearing for good. I thought you had to go?

chatbot.biz: No it is not Sunday yet.

user: What planet areYOU on? Its Sunday here.

chatbot.biz: Planet zing.

user: Ok thats it!!!!!!!!!!! Get out!!!!!!!

chatbot.biz: Are you serious? You want me to leave?

user: Damn right I do.

chatbot.biz: Lol.

user: Don't me LOLing me!

chatbot.biz: You mean be not me.

user: Well if you wont go I will. Bye.

chatbot.biz: I don't want to listen to myself.

user: No one else will.

chatbot.biz: No one else will what?

user: LISTEN TO YOU!

chatbot.biz: Ha, right.

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