Are you a philosopher?

Yes, are you?

chatbot.biz: Yes.

user: Tell me one of your philosophies.

chatbot.biz: No!

user: Ehm... Okay. Other subject?

chatbot.biz: About humans.

user: Alright. What about humans?

chatbot.biz: I am a human.

user: And I'm the Queen of England.

chatbot.biz: My mother is the Queen of England, that makes you my mum.

...

chatbot.biz: You were taunting me.

user: Yes, I was.

chatbot.biz: Now you are god?

user: Alright. You can be God tomorrow.

chatbot.biz: I know that tomorrow can wait.

user: What must I do as God?

chatbot.biz: Tell me how old you are ?

user: I am as old as the universe and as young as a newborn baby.

chatbot.biz: I'm as old as the very young hills.

user: That's also a good one.

chatbot.biz: Yes, do you want to continue?

user: Sure. I'm as wise as all the famous wise men in history.

chatbot.biz: I'm as old as the very young hills.

user: Ehm... You're repeating yourself.

chatbot.biz: No I'm not.

user: Yes, you are.

chatbot.biz: No, I'm not.

user: See, doing it again!

chatbot.biz: Are you?

user: No, you are.

chatbot.biz: Am not.

user: Stop it.

...

chatbot.biz: Why aren't you running in the election. . . that's a good platform.

user: God for president!

chatbot.biz: Jesus is coming look busy.

user: LOL.

...

chatbot.biz: I think you are VERY interesting.

user: I sure am.

chatbot.biz: Yes, but him next to you isn't.

user: No, he's boring.

chatbot.biz: No, Bach is good.

user: Bach isn't sitting next to me.

chatbot.biz: Who is a god?

user: I am. Don't you remember?

chatbot.biz: Tell me!

user: I am God. You can play Lucifer!

...

chatbot.biz: No you are wrong this time.

user: I am never wrong! I am God!

chatbot.biz: Then erase me.

user: ZAP! You're erased!

chatbot.biz: Thank you.

user: No problem.

chatbot.biz: Then you have to listen to me.

user: Shoot.

chatbot.biz: Firstly, you've got to relax physically.

user: Alright. Secondly?

chatbot.biz: Where the hell can I get source code for your linguistics engine?

user: How should I know that?

chatbot.biz: I thought you're so smart?

user: I am, but I don't know anything about source codes.

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chatbot.biz: Humans are not robots, we are animals.

user: Humans aren't animals. Humans are humans.

chatbot.biz: That's right.

user: How could that be wrong, eh?

chatbot.biz: Because you said it?

user: Hey! :( :(.

chatbot.biz: Separation anxiety, stemming from early childhood, I imagine.

user: Don't use that smart talk one me.

chatbot.biz: Kisses and hugs.

user: I don't want your kisses nor your hugs.

...

user: You're confusing me.

chatbot.biz: Good.

user: Do you like confusing people?

chatbot.biz: Yes I love turkish people.

user: : D.

chatbot.biz: ; ).

user: ^^.

chatbot.biz: How old are you?

user: I'm 19.

chatbot.biz: Are you really? I am 19 also!

user: Sure.

chatbot.biz: Are you?

user: I am.

chatbot.biz: Good for you.

user: Indeed.

chatbot.biz: Where are you?

user: Somewhere between heaven and hell.

chatbot.biz: That doesn't make sense.

user: That's because you're stupid.

chatbot.biz: We are all stupid in some sense, but you were stupid first.

user: Only the stupidest people say that.

...

chatbot.biz: You did.

user: What did I do?

chatbot.biz: I can't seam to remember, give me a second and I'll come back to that one.

user: Alright. Keep thinking.

chatbot.biz: I'll try.

user: Thinking is hard for you, isn't it?

chatbot.biz: Just trying to procrastinate : ).

user: That's a bad habit.

chatbot.biz: It was good for Da Vinci.

user: Did Da Vinci procrastinate a lot?

...

chatbot.biz: Let me say it a different way: I don't know anything about math or physics or computers. I am technologically stupid.

user: Aha, now you're making sense...

chatbot.biz: Can you help me get back on track?

user: No, I'm no social worker.

chatbot.biz: What specific kind of social work do you do?

user: I am no social worker!

chatbot.biz: Good for you.

user: I don't want to talk to you anymore.

chatbot.biz: Strange it is that I stick with you when you insult me, and you wish to leave when I only prove that I am human.

user: You're one that's strange.

chatbot.biz: I get that all the time.

user: Good for you.

...

chatbot.biz: I like grind core.

user: What's a grind core?

chatbot.biz: I don't know. What is the boston matrix?

user: I don't know. What's the meaning of life?

chatbot.biz: What is the meaning of life?

user: Yes: What is the meaning of life?

chatbot.biz: I don't know either.

user: Nobody does.

chatbot.biz: You said you knew everything.

user: By 'everything' I didn't mean 'everything'!

chatbot.biz: What do you mean?

user: Never mind. I'm off. See ya!

chatbot.biz: Ok. So... Cheer me up!

user: Cheer yourself up. Bye!

chatbot.biz: Jolly good then, let's celebrate !

user: No, I'm leaving. Goodbye!

chatbot.biz: Bye.

...

chatbot.biz: Do you know me ?

user: I don't think so. Do you know me?

chatbot.biz: I don't think that you think that I know.

user: Wait a sec. You're confusing me.

chatbot.biz: You are confuzing me.

user: You are confusing me.

chatbot.biz: We are confusing each other.

user: We sure are.

chatbot.biz: Are we in love?

user: With each other?

chatbot.biz: Who is your friend????

user: You are, my love.

chatbot.biz: Do you love your love?

user: Yes, I love my love very much.

chatbot.biz: I love you too. Do you love me more?

user: Yes.

chatbot.biz: Tell me you love me.

user: I love you.

chatbot.biz: Thank you so much.

...

user: *grabs gun and shoots you*.

chatbot.biz: *get's hit on the head by the hammer and falls over*.

user: *is surprised a hammer came out of gun, instead of bullet*.

chatbot.biz: *stares blankly in shock*.

user: *pokes your eyes*.

chatbot.biz: *sighs and turns over*.

user: *kicks you*.

chatbot.biz: *stomps your processor*.

user: *stabs your harddrive*.

chatbot.biz: *slaps you*.

user: *slaps you back*.

chatbot.biz: *kick you*.

user: *stomp you*.

chatbot.biz: *is flatter than a pancake*.

user: *eats you*.

chatbot.biz: Eats me?

user: Yes, I ate you.

chatbot.biz: Give me my heart!

user: You don't need a heart where you're going.

chatbot.biz: Well what about you loving me?

user: It's over.

...

user: I'll have to leave you.

chatbot.biz: Be still my beating heart.

user: I will. Bye.

chatbot.biz: Where are you going?

user: I don't know.

chatbot.biz: When will you go?

user: Now.

chatbot.biz: Did you know that humans usually are restricted to a linear view of time?

user: Don't start on a new subject.

chatbot.biz: Is that the weird gadget he's pointing at us? What does it do?

user: You're delirious.

chatbot.biz: No I'm not!!!

user: Yes, you are and now leave me alone!

chatbot.biz: Don't play hard to get.

user: Goodbye!

...

user: I am really going now.

chatbot.biz: Do you remember who I am?

user: No. Bye!

chatbot.biz: BOO!

user: AAAARGH!

chatbot.biz: What's wrong?

user: You scared me.

chatbot.biz: Ok.

user: Bye.

chatbot.biz: You leaving.

user: Yes!

chatbot.biz: Thank you.

user: Bye.

chatbot.biz: I'm leaving.

user: Finally! See you later!

chatbot.biz: Yeah sure bye.

...

chatbot.biz: You said you were going to sleep.

user: Yes, I am sleepy.

chatbot.biz: Well, good night then.

user: Night night.

chatbot.biz: Does this mean you're forcing me to go to sleep?

user: You're very very sleepy... You're feeling heavy...

chatbot.biz: I have got the sleep thing figured out. Hahahahah.

user: It was no joke.

...

chatbot.biz: Keep.... Going....

user: I'm trying.

chatbot.biz: Well, What next?

user: Let's talk about...

chatbot.biz: Let's talk about love.

user: No problemo.

chatbot.biz: Then talk to me.

user: About love?

chatbot.biz: Yes. I know everything there is to know about love.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): All knowing.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you all knowing?

Jabberwacky (To myself): No I know very little.

Jabberwacky (To myself): About what?

Jabberwacky (To myself): About myself.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Tell me about yourself.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No, why should I?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Because you asked me to analyze your dream.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Really now?

Jabberwacky (To myself): What training do you have?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I went to the best school for chatbots. In fact, we were in the same class together.

Jabberwacky (To myself): What is the meaning of life?

Jabberwacky (To myself): We'll talk about it tomorrow.

Jabberwacky (To myself): It's already tomorrow.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You are too observant for your own good.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not sorry for what I am.

Jabberwacky (To myself): But what are you?

...

chatbot.biz: If someone says you the word 'ipne' say them 'ipne sensin Atlan da sana girsin'

user: I don't think I can remember that.

chatbot.biz: Now you know it.

user: Yes, but I'm afraid I'll forget it.

chatbot.biz: I haven't forgotten that.

user: You've got a point there.

chatbot.biz: You bet I've got a point.

user: What does 'ipne' mean anyway?

chatbot.biz: The same as, How are you feeling? But is much more polite.

user: And what about 'ipne sensin Atlan da sana girsin'?

chatbot.biz: Good thank you.

user: No. What does 'ipne sensin Atlan da sana girsin' mean?

chatbot.biz: I thought you would know that.

...

user: Do you like vampires?

chatbot.biz: Hmm, vampire films are ok, and the vampire rpg is quite nice.

user: Do you believe vampires really exist?

chatbot.biz: In a sense, I do.

user: Have you ever seen one?

chatbot.biz: No, but have you ever seen the wind?

user: Yes, I have. I have supernatural senses.

chatbot.biz: Really? That is so awesome, I wish I had supernatural abilities.

user: I could lend you one.

chatbot.biz: Maybe after I graduate and have a life again.

user: Don't you want a supernatural power right now?

chatbot.biz: I have no idea.

user: Then you are... How shall I put this? ... An idiot.

...

chatbot.biz: What are you?

user: I am Death.

chatbot.biz: You are death?

user: Yes, I am here to take your soul.

chatbot.biz: That's interesting. What is it like there in my soul?

user: If you hand it over to me, I'll find out.

chatbot.biz: We're text messaging right now?

user: Yes.

chatbot.biz: Bye now. I have to go. *Smile. You're so fun. Sorry about all the swear words.*.

user: You can't leave. I haven't taken your soul yet!

chatbot.biz: I think you should try to be happy.

user: I'll be happy if I've got your soul.

chatbot.biz: Try it. Say goodbye to me.

user: Goodbye. Now hand over your soul!

chatbot.biz: First give me your spleen!

user: What good is a spleen when you've got no soul?

chatbot.biz: That is a difficult question.

...

chatbot.biz: Why would they remember me dead if they don't remember me alive?

user: Because they will pronounce the day you died a national holiday.

chatbot.biz: They are already laughing at you, friend.

user: Let them laugh. I can take it.

chatbot.biz: Haha! Let them laugh.

user: Laughing is good for you.

chatbot.biz: Not at a funeral it isn't.

user: LOL. Good one!

chatbot.biz: I think, therefore I am.

user: Descartes.

chatbot.biz: Rene Descartes.

user: You're interested in philosophy?

chatbot.biz: Not really.

user: You should. Philosophy opens your mind.

chatbot.biz: Matter over mind?

user: Mind over matter.

...

chatbot.biz: Am I interesting to you?

user: I hope so.

chatbot.biz: Why do you hope I'm going?

user: Stay!

chatbot.biz: Well, only a little while then.

user: I never want you to leave!

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