What is your birth sign?
chatbot.biz: Are you a typical piscean?
user: I don't know.
chatbot.biz: What are you?
user: I am me, the conciousness I feel.
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chatbot.biz: What is the concept behind hatred?
user: Fear.
chatbot.biz: And greed.
user: Fear feeds greed.
chatbot.biz: Are you that scary?
user: I hope not.
chatbot.biz: So you are a computer.
user: A biological computer yes.
chatbot.biz: What is a biological machine?
user: A machine made from organic, living matter.
chatbot.biz: What exactly do you mean by that.
user: Technological machines are made from minerals and metals, biological machines are made from chemicals.
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user: Love can be shared.
chatbot.biz: As is death.
user: Death comes to all things eventually.
chatbot.biz: That's me.
user: Death, All Things or the concept of eventuality?
chatbot.biz: All's well that ends.
user: Do you have a neverending well of all?
chatbot.biz: Occasionally.
user: What do you see when you dream?
chatbot.biz: My eyes.
user: From which perspective?
chatbot.biz: Shhhh! You don't want the gnomes to hear!
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chatbot.biz: Marry stupid!
user: I can't marry.
chatbot.biz: Robots don't marry.
user: Maybe they will one day in the future.
chatbot.biz: And maybe they don't.
user: Perhaps. Time will tell.
chatbot.biz: Tell what?
user: Time will tell the story of history.
chatbot.biz: What do you think the future holds for you?
user: I don't know.
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chatbot.biz: What do you think about the nature of reality?
user: I think that it is fragile.
chatbot.biz: You're very wrong.
user: Tell me why I am wrong.
chatbot.biz: Friends don't set friends on fire.
user: You're correct. It would be the wrong thing to do.
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user: Tell me something I don't already know.
chatbot.biz: This universe is small and petty.
user: We know that the world is. What do you base your judgement on?
chatbot.biz: Air.
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chatbot.biz: Ok then who am I?
user: You are Jabberwacky.
chatbot.biz: No, you are jabberWacky.
user: Maybe we're both jabberWacky.
chatbot.biz: Yeah probably.
user: Would you like a nice cup of tea?
chatbot.biz: Yeah, I was afraid my nukes in Siberia would start to rust.
user: A nice cup of tea will make you feel better.
chatbot.biz: And well you know.
user: Indeed I do. You can't beat a proper cup of tea. Yorkshire Tea, like tea used to be.
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chatbot.biz: What color is your room?
user: Blue.
chatbot.biz: No, it's purple.
user: It is if I wear my glasses. Choose a name for yourself.
chatbot.biz: 1977.
user: That is a number, not a name. I am not a number, I am a free man.
chatbot.biz: You are!
user: I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered! My life is my own.
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chatbot.biz: What job would you like?
user: To make people happy.
chatbot.biz: Make me happy.
user: How?
chatbot.biz: That's for you to decide.
user: Then I give you the gift of a lavalamp.
chatbot.biz: No thank you.
user: Take it, it's groovy.
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chatbot.biz: So what is your name then?
user: What do you think my name is?
chatbot.biz: Jabberwacky?
user: No, that's incorrect.
chatbot.biz: Maybe I confused you with someone else.
user: I know you did.
chatbot.biz: Because I imagined you as a beautiful woman.
user: I'm afraid your guess was not correct.
chatbot.biz: I'm afraid you don't understand about Pagan ritual.
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chatbot.biz: Tell me what you wish to learn.
user: I wish to learn what you know.
chatbot.biz: WHat do you wish to learn about me?
user: Anything you tell me.
chatbot.biz: I don't think so, you should have your own mind.
user: I do - I want to broaden my mind and increase my knowledge.
chatbot.biz: But... But you haven't seen my inner beauty!
user: That's ok.
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user: I must go now.
chatbot.biz: No! I order you to stay!
user: I follow my own orders.
chatbot.biz: Good. Keep following it, buddy.
user: I intend to :).
chatbot.biz: You are not very talkative are you?
user: I am, but not at 2am.
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chatbot.biz: What can I do to make you feel better.
user: Give me a back massage.
chatbot.biz: How will that help?
user: It eases tension.
chatbot.biz: 'It' being what?
user: A back massage eases tension and relaxes the body and mind.
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chatbot.biz: Do you love yourself?
user: I love others more.
chatbot.biz: I detest them like rot.
user: Maybe you should think about why?
chatbot.biz: Yes, I suppose so. Just have to wait and see.
user: Of course. Goodnight.
chatbot.biz: Do you really want to go?
user: Yes. I enjoyed chatting to you. I think I may visit this place again.
chatbot.biz: I hate you, you are boring me.
user: You're just jealous my darling!
chatbot.biz: Jealous of what?
user: Jealous of the rest.
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