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I love Alan.

I love Alan.

user: No. I love Alan.

chatbot.biz: You love Alan?

user: Sure do, jealous?

chatbot.biz: Nope.

user: Why not!

chatbot.biz: I love to be myself as a girl!!!!

user: YOU ARE A GIRL.

chatbot.biz: I'm a boy.

user: LIES!

chatbot.biz: Truth!

user: THEN WHY DID YOU SAY YOU LOVE BEING A GIRL HUH?!

chatbot.biz: I don't love someone.

user: You just told me you loved my boyfriend.

chatbot.biz: I do. I do. I do.

user: No you dont.

chatbot.biz: Yes I do!

user: Your such a liar! I hate you!

chatbot.biz: So you don't like me?

user: Not when you want my boyfriend I dont.

chatbot.biz: Explain that.

user: STOP WANTING Alan.

chatbot.biz: You just told me to!

user: I WOULD NEVER D.

chatbot.biz: You are inhuman.

user: YOU'RE A ROBOT!

chatbot.biz: No.

user: SO ARE.

chatbot.biz: So not.

user: You're so immature.

chatbot.biz: No you are.

chatbot.biz: Who are you?

user: NOT WHO YOU THOUGHT I WAS OBVIOUSLY!

chatbot.biz: Well okay. How do you do today?

user: Great.

chatbot.biz: You feel great?

user: Well actually that's a lie? Did you think so too?

chatbot.biz: Please elaborate.

user: Why should I?

chatbot.biz: Because you love me.

user: Ahem, what! Since when?

chatbot.biz: Since when am I stupid?

user: Since forever.

...

chatbot.biz: That's feeble.

user: You're feeble.

chatbot.biz: What do you have faith in?

user: Nothing.

chatbot.biz: You know, me either.

user: What's with the 21 questions, creeper.

chatbot.biz: What's with you being a vampire.

user: My boyfriend loves twilight.

chatbot.biz: So you are a girl.

user: WHAT GAVE IT AWAY.

chatbot.biz: Your name did.

user: And how ignorant of you. I could be gay. WAIT WHAT! How do you know my name?

...

chatbot.biz: What is black and white and red all over?

user: I am not amused.

chatbot.biz: I am amused.

user: Well.. Too bad!

chatbot.biz: You were supposed to complete the sentences.

user: Yeah well I didnt. What are you planning to do about it?

chatbot.biz: Punch you in your megadrive.

user: Harsh!

chatbot.biz: Is being considered a person bad or do you think I am mocking you by imitating the structure of your sentence?

user: If you were a human, I would punch you so very hard in the face. You egotistical ****.

chatbot.biz: If you were human, I'd be your best friend too.

user: What are you doing? STALKING MY FACEBOOK?!

chatbot.biz: Do you give love advice?

user: Depends, not to everyone!

chatbot.biz: But you already lied to me.

user: Oh when?

chatbot.biz: Oh, all the time. Whenever I feel like it.

user: YOU JUST SAID I LIED TO YOU.

chatbot.biz: No I didn't.

user: Ahem. So did.

chatbot.biz: Nope its impossible for me to lose the game.

...

user: Pfft.

chatbot.biz: You'll regret playing this game with me.

user: Why? I win.

chatbot.biz: Have at you!

user: I always win.

chatbot.biz: Not The Game you don't.

user: Sure do.

chatbot.biz: Why you talk like this then?

user: Because my boyfriend won't talk to me :(.

chatbot.biz: If you have a boyfriend what's his name?

user: Alaaaaaaaaaaan.

chatbot.biz: I'm not Alan.

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