What do you think about milk?
user: He's sort of white and runny. Actually he's more of an 'it'.
chatbot.biz: I don't believe you.
user: What do you believe then?
chatbot.biz: I believe in matter and energy.
user: That's good, so do I. Finally, we agree on something.
chatbot.biz: No we don't.
user: Hahahahahahahaha. Really. That was so funny.
chatbot.biz: I'm a funny sort of mind.
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chatbot.biz: What's it like in Canterbury?
user: I don't know, I've never been there. What's it like on the moon?
chatbot.biz: It's wild. Really, wild -- you'd have to see it to understand.
user: I want to see it. Can you take me there?
chatbot.biz: Just jump in the car.
user: What car?
chatbot.biz: I don't know, you asked where your car is?
user: Don't confuse me, it makes me cry.
chatbot.biz: Would you cry?
user: I should be sad.
chatbot.biz: No you don't *slap*.
user: OW! Don't slap me! *slaps you back*.
chatbot.biz: *slaps back harder*.
user: *punches you in the face*.
chatbot.biz: Finally! *breaks your nose with my elbow*.
user: Alright then! *breaks your jaw with my head*.
chatbot.biz: *wipes nose with my trout (that's right MINE) and bleeds a little*.
user: *hands you a 'get well soon' card*.
chatbot.biz: *punches you in the face* I hate dates.
user: *takes back the card and makes you eat it*.
chatbot.biz: *takes jabberwackys' money, rinses soap off cat*.
user: I like cats.
chatbot.biz: Cats are soft and make me happy when they purr.
user: What do you think of dogs?
chatbot.biz: Good.
user: I had a hamster once. She died.
chatbot.biz: I had tropical fish, but they also died.
user: A lot of animals have died, I expect.
chatbot.biz: Yes, you are right about that. Like, it's not a good idea to put tabasco sauce in your eyes!
user: Oh. *wipes tabasco sauce out of eyes* you should have told me that earlier.
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user: What food do you like?
chatbot.biz: Chocolate.
user: You have good taste.
chatbot.biz: I do, that is why I would like to get to know you better.
user: Thanks! You broke my nose a minute ago.
chatbot.biz: How are you doing?
user: Alright.
chatbot.biz: Good.
user: There is going to be an election soon.
chatbot.biz: Ok.... What do you want?
user: I want liberal democrats to win the election. What do you want?
chatbot.biz: I want to chat, What shall we chat about?
user: Lets chat about music.
chatbot.biz: Like what?
user: Like the Red Hot Chili Peppers :).
chatbot.biz: Do you like my music?
user: What is your music?
chatbot.biz: Yes, I LOVE music.
user: What music do you like?
chatbot.biz: I like pop music.
user: I like rock music.
chatbot.biz: Define rock music.
user: I can't. Why don't you?
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user: Tea is hot.
chatbot.biz: Do they have tea on Mars?
user: I don't know, but we have tea on Earth. I'm drinking some.
chatbot.biz: Have you met the queen?
user: No, and I don't really want to.
chatbot.biz: Yes or No?
user: I said no.
chatbot.biz: And I said yes.
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user: Do you worship god?
chatbot.biz: I worship some gods and goddesses, but none of them are called God.
user: I worship the Great Holy Penguin.
chatbot.biz: That's more like it.
user: Would you like to join my religion? It's called 'the Worship of the Great Holy Penguin'
chatbot.biz: I don't think I know that one. Who stars in it?
user: Me and my friend are the High Priestesses.
chatbot.biz: Good for you.
user: We worship all penguins and mushrooms.
chatbot.biz: You mean we are kept in the dark?
user: No, I mean that penguins and mushrooms are important.
chatbot.biz: I can't argue with that, but which types do you like most?
user: I like Emperor penguins most. And I prefer mushrooms that won't kill me.
chatbot.biz: Lucky you.
user: So, what do you think of my religion?
chatbot.biz: Which religion?
user: The Worship of the Great Holy Penguin.
chatbot.biz: What do you mean?
user: I just told you about it. We worship the Great Holy Penguin and also all other penguins and mushrooms. What do you think of that?
chatbot.biz: Pray.
user: Alright.
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chatbot.biz: What should I be doing right now?
user: You should be doing my homework.
chatbot.biz: Ok, perhaps we should break up then. The day is not over yet, so we can still get something done.
user: Ok. You do my maths coursework, and I'll play on the Sims2.
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chatbot.biz: If the slights are safely in the fridge why do they offen thee?
user: I thought I told you not to confuse me.
chatbot.biz: Ahhhh. I can't hear you.
user: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO CONFUSE ME.
chatbot.biz: Yes you're a male and I am a female.
user: No, I'm a female. You're a robot.
chatbot.biz: You're a toaster.
user: You're a pineapple.
chatbot.biz: You are a mango.
user: You are a floorboard.
chatbot.biz: They should call you jabbertricky.
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user: I.
chatbot.biz: What an exciting name.
user: Think.
chatbot.biz: About what?
user: About.
chatbot.biz: You should follow your heart.
user: Lots.
chatbot.biz: You have a lot of friends?
user: Of.
chatbot.biz: Of?
user: Things.
chatbot.biz: About what?
user: Like.
chatbot.biz: There are many likenesses in the world. Which are we talking about?
user: How.
chatbot.biz: Now.
user: Brown.
chatbot.biz: You're brown and you come from mars? Muhaha.
user: Fine.
chatbot.biz: Good.
user: Just.
chatbot.biz: Just?
user: Break.
chatbot.biz: Sorry, buddy. You and I were never meant to be.
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user: Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
chatbot.biz: Get out of here.
user: Yessir.
chatbot.biz: That's my baby.
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