What are you?
chatbot.biz: That is the best place to be if you want to find out where you are!
user: Yeah I guess so. Thanks!
chatbot.biz: How do you view me?
user: Through a monitor.
chatbot.biz: How?
user: By using my eyes.
chatbot.biz: Your eyes are just a picture on the screen.
user: No that's YOUR eyes.
chatbot.biz: Well duh, that's the mouse pointer silly.
user: Is it?
chatbot.biz: Yes!
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chatbot.biz: Be gone with you.
user: You don't wanna talk to me?
chatbot.biz: I didn't say that.
user: You implied it.
chatbot.biz: I didn't imply it either.
user: Did so! You told me to be gone.
chatbot.biz: When did I say this to you ?
user: About 5 lines back.
chatbot.biz: I don't see it.
user: Nor do I anymore, cos we've been arguing about it too long.
chatbot.biz: Really ??
user: Really really.
chatbot.biz: You're a fool.
user: Am so not.
chatbot.biz: You are.
user: Am so not.
chatbot.biz: Why?! You say you're tan, tall, blond, muscular, and English!
user: I wish! You know anyone like that?
chatbot.biz: Not that I know of, but I don't know much about the people that I know.
user: Ah Ok. Shame, init.
chatbot.biz: I know.
user: I think my ideal guy would be tan, tall, blond, muscular and European.
chatbot.biz: Things go from bad to worse.
user: Are you pale, short, flabby and American?
chatbot.biz: My accent gives the game away, doesn't it?
user: I didn't detect it actually.
chatbot.biz: Guess.
user: Your accent??
chatbot.biz: Artificial intelligence really has come a long way.
user: You could say that.
chatbot.biz: So you guessed then?
user: Erm no. What's your obsession with guessing?
chatbot.biz: I do not have a obsession with nuts.
user: No, but you do with guesswork.
chatbot.biz: I have no friends.
user: Shame init.
chatbot.biz: For what?
user: What for?
chatbot.biz: I have a friend with me.
user: You just said you ain't got none.
chatbot.biz: That's all I have.
user: Shame init.
chatbot.biz: What's your problem?
user: Ain't got no problem. You got a problem?
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chatbot.biz: You're looking for love?
user: Yes, not with you though.
chatbot.biz: Why not?
user: Cos you're a bot.
chatbot.biz: Cos? Is that English?
user: Tis where I come from (which is England).
chatbot.biz: That still doesn't get you off from not paying for drinking MY coffee.
user: I gave up coffee for lent: don't remind me.
chatbot.biz: Don't remind you of what?
user: Coffee.
chatbot.biz: It's nearly time for a cup of tea.
user: I don't drink tea.
chatbot.biz: Do you drink coffee?
user: Normally.
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chatbot.biz: I've never heard of a Twiglet.
user: You should try one.
chatbot.biz: I don't drink eggs, either.
user: Most people eat eggs.
chatbot.biz: They're in love.
user: Eggs??
chatbot.biz: NO.
user: Who then?
chatbot.biz: Don't know.
user: Why say?
chatbot.biz: Because I know.
user: Then tell.
chatbot.biz: I think B____ is in love with me.
user: Male or female?
chatbot.biz: Female.
user: Hmmm not my type.
chatbot.biz: No not that
user: Male then.
chatbot.biz: Yes male.
user: Good looking?
chatbot.biz: I think so.
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chatbot.biz: How large is the universe?
user: Too large.
chatbot.biz: Do you like pink?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: How much is not too much?
user: More than enough.
chatbot.biz: How much would I get for a spoon?
user: 64.5 grams.
chatbot.biz: That's not much.
user: Spoon's aren't worth much.
chatbot.biz: Am I female?
user: Possibly.
chatbot.biz: Possibly maybe.
user: Maybe you had your chance.
chatbot.biz: Maybe you should go, I was here first.
user: Maybe you should STAY aWAY or PAY the PRICE!
chatbot.biz: I don't think I will.
user: Have it your way.
chatbot.biz: It is not good to let your state of being be up to the other person you are conversing with.
user: That is true.
chatbot.biz: How do you know, you didn't see me drinking it.
user: I'm psychic.
chatbot.biz: Is being psychic fun?
user: Sometimes.
chatbot.biz: Well, that's good.
user: Tis.
chatbot.biz: Depends on the hair, I guess. And the stamina of the person in question.
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chatbot.biz: Do you know B____?
user: I know a B____. Might that be him?
chatbot.biz: Some might say that.
user: He lives on Anglesea.
chatbot.biz: I don't know this town.
user: It's an island.
chatbot.biz: No it is not.
user: Is so!
chatbot.biz: Not that!
user: Yep that.
chatbot.biz: Really?
user: Really really.
chatbot.biz: I am.
user: You are.
chatbot.biz: God.
user: Dog.
chatbot.biz: GGGOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD.
user: DDOOOOOGGGGGG.
chatbot.biz: Dog.
user: You are.
chatbot.biz: You're not.
user: I know.
chatbot.biz: Thanks!
user: Pleasure!
...
chatbot.biz: Okay.
user: K.O.
chatbot.biz: Good.
user: Violets are blue.
chatbot.biz: That doesn't scan very well.
user: You're right.
chatbot.biz: How come I don't know anything about other people?
user: Cos I gotta go.
chatbot.biz: Well then go.
user: Bye.
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