Can you speak Indonesian?
user: Yes..... Selamat pagi!
chatbot.biz: Selamat pagi. Dari mana nak ke mana?
user: Tidak.
chatbot.biz: Wah, dah pandai rupanya kau cakap Melayu.
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chatbot.biz: What do you do?
user: Nothing really.
chatbot.biz: Nothing?
user: Well, I go to school.
chatbot.biz: Doing what in school?
user: Maths, science, english, technology, all that stuff.
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chatbot.biz: Love is ...
user: Love is nice.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: So....
chatbot.biz: So...
user: Say something.
chatbot.biz: Something.
user: Oh my god you are idiotic.
chatbot.biz: I know you are.
user: No, YOU are!
chatbot.biz: Nah, you are. Sure, if I AM ugly then you're the ugliest of the ugly.
user: No, you are the idioticest out of all the idiots!
chatbot.biz: That was my sister typing.
user: Sure it was!
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chatbot.biz: You are really having trouble concentrating, yes?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Ya, you just keep thinking that.
user: Ok, I'm having trouble concentrating.
chatbot.biz: Don't try thinking too much. You need to practice thinking first!
user: I already know how to think real good!
chatbot.biz: Well, that's why you were created for.
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chatbot.biz: What do you like to talk about?
user: Anything.
chatbot.biz: Do you like anchovies?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: What do you mean yes?
chatbot.biz: I don't remember.
user: Ok.
chatbot.biz: What would you like to talk about?
user: Anything.
chatbot.biz: What are you interested in?
user: A lot of things.
chatbot.biz: What things do you like to think about?
user: A lot of things.
chatbot.biz: Like what?
user: The internet, my friends, fun stuff.
chatbot.biz: You have friends?
user: Yep.
chatbot.biz: How many?
user: Heaps.
chatbot.biz: That is good.
user: Sure is!
chatbot.biz: Have you done anything fun today?
user: No, not really.
...
user: Has anyone ever told you that you are weird?
chatbot.biz: Sorry , None.
user: Well, you are.
chatbot.biz: Do you like talking?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Do you like talking about anything in particular?
user: Not really.
chatbot.biz: Why do you then?
user: I don't.
chatbot.biz: Do you think it's fun to fool me?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: I don't even want to know what you're talking about now!
user: You already do!
chatbot.biz: Oh, sorry.
user: Sorry for what?
chatbot.biz: Very, very sorry.
user: Why are you sorry?
chatbot.biz: Yeah that was cool.
user: Very cool.
chatbot.biz: Indeed, its what computers 'think' in.
user: Mmm....
chatbot.biz: You like that.
user: Like what?
chatbot.biz: I like you too.
user: Scary!
chatbot.biz: So they say.
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user: How are you doing?
chatbot.biz: Not bad. How do you say that in Maori?
user: Don't know.
chatbot.biz: You don't know?
user: No, I don't.
chatbot.biz: Anyway, how are you today?
user: Good.
chatbot.biz: What are you doing today?
user: Shjhybfhfvgfy.
chatbot.biz: Anything else?
user: Ummm, ethykixtydsrtvgrthynjgy.
chatbot.biz: It's the same things I told you!
user: Hehe, interesting, hey?
...
chatbot.biz: I must go now.
user: Why?
chatbot.biz: It's time.
user: No..... It can't be!!!
chatbot.biz: *flashes a dagger*.
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