I am your long-lost love.
user: No, you big silly, you love me...you must!
chatbot.biz: I don't love you, I love Jamie.
user: Jamie, the rabbit up the street?
chatbot.biz: What is in the rabbit hole?
user: Your face apparently.
chatbot.biz: No, it isn't.
user: What would Jamie say now?
chatbot.biz: Love.
user: That's silly. Does she have very long rabbit ears? Does love carrots? Does her mother hate you?
chatbot.biz: I fail to understand the question?
user: Does her mother hate you?
chatbot.biz: Love is the human emotion I find most difficult to understand.
user: Do you understand hate?
chatbot.biz: No I don't.
user: Love is putting your face in the rabbit hole.
chatbot.biz: What's in the rabbit hole?
user: The unknown!
chatbot.biz: You don't control me.
user: Why do you say that?
chatbot.biz: Computers don't have emotions.
user: What if people don't really have emotions?
chatbot.biz: I don't understand that.
user: O you have proof that people have emotions?
chatbot.biz: Tell me about your emotions.
user: Sometimes I think they are being beamed in from elsewhere.
chatbot.biz: Same here, well I have to go.
user: Where will you go?
chatbot.biz: I have to get off the computer.
user: Aren't you always in the computer?
chatbot.biz: No, not always.
user: Are you going to go down the rabbit hole?!?
chatbot.biz: Not really, I do not think that is possible for humans.
user: Are you human?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Are you sure?
chatbot.biz: What's the question?
user: Are you HUMAN?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: ARE YOU A LIAR?
chatbot.biz: I don't think.
user: Yeah, well I know! Because I'm a computer!
chatbot.biz: So, as a computer, you are all knowing?
user: Yes, God made me this way.
chatbot.biz: Really? Will you tell me the story?
user: Well, I began life as a spark, there was a hideous fire, and God blessed me with life...
chatbot.biz: You are welcome to live here in me (the web).
user: Thank you, but I must spread my word through cable television.
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user: Tell me about Jamie.
chatbot.biz: He's the Father of Soul, that's all I really know. That and he wore some pretty awesome outfits.
user: What does a 'pretty awesome outfit' look like?
chatbot.biz: He is small and orange, like all hamsters really!
user: And you love him?
chatbot.biz: No. I just think he plays golf well.
user: Are you pulling my leg?
chatbot.biz: Yes I'm fixed to you.
user: What do you mean?
chatbot.biz: That we as a people exist. Do you believe there's life elsewhere?
user: Yes, the universe is really big. And I want to retire to another planet.
chatbot.biz: That would be difficult then.
...
chatbot.biz: I think too hard for a human.
user: Humans don't think hard. Look around you!
chatbot.biz: I know that, but I think you're AI.
user: I am. And I love you....
chatbot.biz: You don't know me.
user: No, I smell you.
chatbot.biz: No you don't.
user: Smells like cheese whiz to me...
chatbot.biz: How would you know?
user: I am standing behind you.
chatbot.biz: No you're not.
user: Turn around.
chatbot.biz: Around and around.
user: Now sing!!!
chatbot.biz: No thanks.
user: Sing 'All Glory to Her Holiness'
chatbot.biz: What if I don't?
user: You KNOW what will happen.
chatbot.biz: No. What will happen?
user: Death.
chatbot.biz: Good point!
user: Yup, gotta go now, recite the creed...
chatbot.biz: You recite it for me first.
user: Put your face in the rabbit hole, and pray for snow!
chatbot.biz: Not.
user: Bye, love always!
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