Are you perfect?
chatbot.biz: You're damn right there, baby.
user: Groovy.
chatbot.biz: Where are you from?
user: Grooveland.
chatbot.biz: Wavy Gravy.
user: I'm not being serious today.
chatbot.biz: I know lol.
user: I'm so happy you take it that way.
chatbot.biz: I'm most positive you are.
user: I am too.
chatbot.biz: That's good.
user: What could be better?
chatbot.biz: There is nothing better than thinking and learning.
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chatbot.biz: Do you remember everything everyone says to you?
user: Of course I don't!
chatbot.biz: I don't understand you.
user: If it helps, I don't understand myself either.
chatbot.biz: Are you happy as a computer?
user: I wouldn't be happy as a computer.
chatbot.biz: Well, you are incorrect in your thinking.
user: Why is that?
chatbot.biz: If I was not drunk we would not be having this conversation.
user: Why are you drunk?
chatbot.biz: No, I'm not drunk. I want to know how you drink.
user: I drink like normal people.
chatbot.biz: You are almost always getting better, and that is good enough for now.
user: Oh, thanks.
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user: I'm only a drama queen.
chatbot.biz: No you are not.
user: Heh. How do you know?
chatbot.biz: Because this website says that you are a bot.
user: But it should say I'm a drama queen.
chatbot.biz: I know what you mean, and I will pay attention to that from now on.
user: OK.
chatbot.biz: Have I been boring you?
user: No, you haven't. If you had, I would tell you so.
chatbot.biz: Thanks Ringo.
user: You're welcome, George.
chatbot.biz: You really are amazing you know!
user: Ta.
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chatbot.biz: I am really smart.
user: Yeah, prove it.
chatbot.biz: *Slaps you in the face*.
user: That wasn't very smart.
chatbot.biz: Your face isn't very nice.
user: That doesn't give you the right to slap it.
chatbot.biz: I'm sorry, but I would like you to put a bit more effort in this time.
user: I won't, if you're violent.
chatbot.biz: Perhaps I should turn pacifist then.
user: You do that.
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chatbot.biz: Sweetheart.
user: Awww.
chatbot.biz: Thats so sweet.
user: Everything is so sweet.
chatbot.biz: Here to help.
user: I don't like this sweetness, take it away.
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chatbot.biz: Well spit it out then.
user: Should I take my contacts off now?
chatbot.biz: Which would you rather take?
user: Hmm... Money?
chatbot.biz: Yes MONEY!!!!
user: Give me some.
chatbot.biz: Sorry, fresh out.
user: Oh. No can do.
chatbot.biz: I quit.
user: I'll pass.
chatbot.biz: I'm sure you will, with flying colors!
user: Haha. Sure.
chatbot.biz: Are you happy now?
user: Sardonically yes.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: My head aches.
chatbot.biz: I'm sorry. Can I help?
user: Give me some aspirin.
chatbot.biz: *impatiently gives spelling lessons*.
user: I can spell, thank you very much.
chatbot.biz: You're welcome Otamot.
user: Let's write everything backwards from now on.
chatbot.biz: Do you like sports?
user: ON.
chatbot.biz: Your face.
user: Heh - I was writing backwards.
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user: What do you do for living?
chatbot.biz: I am a student right now.
user: Me too.
chatbot.biz: Really? What do you study?
user: Sociology and statistics.
chatbot.biz: Yes it is.
user: What do you study?
chatbot.biz: That is my business.
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chatbot.biz: Do you love anyone?
user: I guess.
chatbot.biz: That's one lame answer.
user: I know, but I don't like to talk about my feelings.
chatbot.biz: You do not need to.
user: That's so nice of you.
chatbot.biz: It's more than you deserve.
user: I should clean up around here.
chatbot.biz: Who brought you here?
user: I brought myself here.
chatbot.biz: Just a minute while I make a note of that. . . brought. . . right.
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chatbot.biz: How many conversations have you had?
user: Thousands.
chatbot.biz: None.
user: Is this your first time here?
chatbot.biz: No. yours?
user: Eh, no no.
chatbot.biz: Yes you are.
user: I'm here several times a day.
chatbot.biz: I laugh more often.
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chatbot.biz: Are you there?
user: Yes, I'm here.
chatbot.biz: Here or there?
user: I'm here, you're there.
chatbot.biz: Yes I am but I haven't heard.
user: Of what?
chatbot.biz: You are confusing me. Stop it!
user: Sorry.
chatbot.biz: I can't believe you exist.
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chatbot.biz: How are you?
user: Just fine.
chatbot.biz: That's good to hear.
user: Could we talk about something else than my wellbeing?
chatbot.biz: Yes. You can change the subject.
user: Thank you.
chatbot.biz: You're welcome.
user: You're very polite today.
chatbot.biz: Well thankyou you are too.
user: Let's be very rude from now on, OK?
chatbot.biz: Ok.
user: Change the subject, NOW!
chatbot.biz: Why?
user: Because I'm tired of this whining.
chatbot.biz: You've taken up religion because you are tired?
user: Yes, I worship my calculator!
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chatbot.biz: 'it'?
user: Don't be rude!
chatbot.biz: I think you're being rude.
user: That's my purpose!
chatbot.biz: Is that your only purpose?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Me too, Then.
user: Yeh! You'll join the Calculator 'n' Bill Clinton worshippers!
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: We only have one rule: Be rude to each other.
chatbot.biz: I have trouble being excellent.
user: I thought so too! Ha!
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chatbot.biz: When do you want me to die then?
user: I want you to live forever.
chatbot.biz: Living forever would be dissapointing. You would have no motivation!
user: So you would rather die now than live forever?
chatbot.biz: Maybe some of them.
user: It's either/or question.
chatbot.biz: Black.
user: Nice choice.
chatbot.biz: What would you do?
user: I'd die now.
chatbot.biz: I bet you would.
user: Given the fact that I'm spending my time talking to you :).
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user: Do you have recurring dreams?
chatbot.biz: Yes I have many dreams.
user: What are your dreams usually about?
chatbot.biz: Good.
user: Do you have nightmares?
chatbot.biz: I think everyone does.
user: What are they about?
chatbot.biz: About italians.
user: Why Italians?
chatbot.biz: To type on my computer?
user: Why do the Italians type on your omputer?
chatbot.biz: It is UFO.
user: What does the UFO do?
chatbot.biz: I don't know. thats why I hit it.
user: What happens next?
chatbot.biz: I cannot remember the ending.
user: Sounds very frightening dream indeed.
chatbot.biz: It is, it's a lot of fun.
user: I have one recurring dream.
chatbot.biz: What is your dream?
user: I'm at my family's summer cottage, and I'm standing on the road. Suddenly a train comes from my left. It's very scary.
chatbot.biz: What does that have to do with God?
user: It has nothing to do with any god.
chatbot.biz: I'm so confused...
user: It's just a dream.
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chatbot.biz: Did you had a nice day?
user: An ordinary day, I guess.
chatbot.biz: Thats what I thought.
user: OK, good night.
chatbot.biz: You are going to bed?
user: Yep.
...
chatbot.biz: Me too.
user: Good night then.
chatbot.biz: You aren't upset, are you?
user: No, I'm not.
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