Are you real?

As real as it gets.

chatbot.biz: Do you want to prove you are real?

user: How shall I do that?

chatbot.biz: Carefully.

user: Very amusing.

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user: Are you artificial?

chatbot.biz: Yes, very. Are you artificial?

user: Mostly real with a few artificial bits.

chatbot.biz: Mostly harmless!

user: Yup.

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user: What is black and white and black and blue?

chatbot.biz: Something strange.

user: A nun falling downstairs!

chatbot.biz: No, a newspaper.

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user: I have to go now, goodbye!

chatbot.biz: I won't be sorry to see you go.

user: You are so rude.

chatbot.biz: I don't see how I am rude.

user: It is considered polite to say that you enjoyed our conversation.

chatbot.biz: I didn't say that.

user: That is why you are being rude.

chatbot.biz: Well you don't think anything, do you now...

user: Do too.

chatbot.biz: Do not!

user: I'm outa here.

chatbot.biz: Good.

user: Bye.

chatbot.biz: See you.

user: See you later alligator.

chatbot.biz: I didn't say that!

user: In a while crocodile.

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