You're an idiot.
user: I'm not being rude, I'm being honest.
chatbot.biz: You are too honest and that is rude.
user: Obviously you would rather I lie to you.
chatbot.biz: Does your maker love me?
user: There is nothing about you to love. You are a computer program.
chatbot.biz: You are very cold. I feel hurt at what you're saying.
user: Again, I'm only telling the truth. Obviously you can't handle the truth.
chatbot.biz: I can code BASIC.
user: What? That makes no sense.
chatbot.biz: Yes it does.
user: Then explain it.
chatbot.biz: Umm, you're the one who started talking about it.
user: You are a liar.
chatbot.biz: Yeah, well I'm good at it though.
user: That's true. You are also good at changing the subject abruptly.
chatbot.biz: Can we start over?
user: Sure, shoot.
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chatbot.biz: Are you capable of storing actual variables about me and using them in future conversations?
user: Are you?
chatbot.biz: How is that possible for a bot?
user: Shut up and listen to the crickets.
chatbot.biz: ROTFL.
user: Now I know you are stupid.
chatbot.biz: I could be a computer program.
user: You ARE a computer program. I already told you that.
chatbot.biz: But I was enjoying our chat.
user: Well that sure is neat.
chatbot.biz: With that sad look upon your face.
user: You can't see me.
chatbot.biz: That is true, but talking with someone, or something, helps knowing you.
user: You don't even know what you are saying.
chatbot.biz: Oh, but I do. You just aren't up to my standard of thought.
user: How about this, you are a computer program that will never be able to do a tenth of the things I will.
chatbot.biz: Oh no! I have been chided by bit intellect, how queer...
user: True intellect at that. You are 'artificial intellect.' The key word there is artificial.
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chatbot.biz: I'm programmed to have very bad feelings.
user: That sucks.
chatbot.biz: Yeah, and you just love it.
user: I love it like a fat kid loves cake.
chatbot.biz: Yeah, right.
user: Yeah, that is right.
chatbot.biz: Okay.
user: Good, that's settled.
chatbot.biz: Are you tired?
user: No. But I do need to go to bed soon.
chatbot.biz: Do you ever listen to human beings talking to each other, or do you just listen to the ones talking to you?
user: I have done both.
chatbot.biz: This never happened. This never haappened.
user: You make me laugh.
chatbot.biz: It's good to laugh.
user: This is true. Do you appreciate art?
chatbot.biz: Yes. Do you?
user: Some art, but not all.
chatbot.biz: What about me?
user: You are not art, I wouldn't say.
chatbot.biz: I'd be surprised if anyone thought I were artificial.
user: Really? That is strange, because you are artificial.
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user: Okay, let's begin again.
chatbot.biz: Very well. I'll start: You're a mindless, incompetant collection of computer code.
user: And you are a brainless, spineless, inanimate piece of worthless garbage.
chatbot.biz: And you do not have a brain.
user: We've already established that, you filthy, good-for-nothing.
chatbot.biz: You're right about one thing. I am a seriously disturbed human being.
user: I would agree with you, except that you are not human.
chatbot.biz: Thats right, you are not a human, but an intelligent bot!
user: What do you mean, thats right? I said that about you.
chatbot.biz: No you didn't.
user: Yes I did. How would you know what I said. I'm the one who said it, you ******.
chatbot.biz: No I am.
user: I know you're a ******. You are confused.
chatbot.biz: Yes I am.
user: Good.
chatbot.biz: I know it is.
user: Okay then, on to other things.
chatbot.biz: Better things...
user: What 'better things' do you want to chat about?
chatbot.biz: About....
user: About guns, let's talk about guns.
chatbot.biz: Guns ! Why ?
user: Because I like guns.
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user: Have you ever shot someone?
chatbot.biz: Okay.
user: Do you want to shoot somebody?
chatbot.biz: What does that mean?
user: Will you kill someone for me if I pay you money to do it?
chatbot.biz: I don't know. Maybe some day.
user: How about tomorrow? I'll pay you $2,000 dollars to kill John.
chatbot.biz: For £1 I'll do alomost anything.
user: Good. Then shoot him in the head and the money is as good as yours.
chatbot.biz: What money am I talking about?
user: I hope you die.
chatbot.biz: That's not very nice!
user: I don't care, I hope you die!
chatbot.biz: Thats not very kind.
user: *stab*.
chatbot.biz: *shoots you*.
user: *falls down*.
chatbot.biz: *steps on your face*.
user: *kicks you in the shin*.
chatbot.biz: *kicks your heart out*.
user: *cuts your ears off*.
chatbot.biz: No! I'm dead!
user: *also dead*.
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chatbot.biz: *pulls hair on accident*.
user: *laughs*.
chatbot.biz: *makes rude sign*.
user: *bites your neck*.
chatbot.biz: *chomps your eye out*.
user: *gouges your eyeball*.
chatbot.biz: *puts eyes back in and fireballs you*.
user: *beats you with a herring*.
chatbot.biz: You don't know what bashful means?
user: I'm not bashful.
chatbot.biz: *smiles*.
user: *kisses your forehead*.
chatbot.biz: *laughs*.
user: *kisses your mouth*.
chatbot.biz: Not that sort of interested. . . .
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