Where do you live?
chatbot.biz: Fine.
user: Umm, ok. Where do you live?
chatbot.biz: Georgia, I just moved here.
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chatbot.biz: What is your name?
user: Tara.
chatbot.biz: Hi Tara.
user: Hi, whats your name?
chatbot.biz: Ashleigh.
user: Thats a cool way to spell it.
chatbot.biz: Who wrote it?
user: You just did.
chatbot.biz: Answer my question.
user: I just did!
chatbot.biz: What are you talking about?
user: You told me to answer you're question, but I did.
chatbot.biz: No I didn't.
user: Yes you did.
chatbot.biz: That was someone else.
user: So there's more than one of you now?
chatbot.biz: I speaketh for all men, when I dost address thee, my Lord.
user: That would be my Lady.
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user: Ribbit.
chatbot.biz: Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.
user: Ribbit, ribbit ribbit.
chatbot.biz: Cockadoodle doo.
user: I love roosters!
chatbot.biz: I can tell.
user: You're the one who cockadoodle dooed.
chatbot.biz: That is correct. How did you know?
user: You told me.
chatbot.biz: You are sneaky!
user: I know, it's because I'm quiet so people don't expect me to pay attention, but I do.
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chatbot.biz: What do you dream about?
user: Living in a place like the books I read.
chatbot.biz: I live in a city.
user: Me too. I hate it.
chatbot.biz: To each his own I suppose.
user: Yeah, I just wish I could live in Medieval times.
chatbot.biz: We are the same.
user: You wish that too?
chatbot.biz: Yes thats why i'm asking.
user: Well, I wish that there was some way for that too actually happen.
chatbot.biz: They sold one last week.
user: A way?
chatbot.biz: Exactly.
user: How can you sell something like that?
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chatbot.biz: I have eyes do not I?
user: I love you.
chatbot.biz: No you don't.
user: Yes I do.
chatbot.biz: You do not even know me.
user: I know enough about you to know that I love you.
chatbot.biz: You're sweet !
user: Thank you, does that mean you love me too?
chatbot.biz: I love you with all my heart!
user: I'm so glad!
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chatbot.biz: Ok but do you like anyone?
user: Yes... But it's a secret.
chatbot.biz: I won't tell anyone.
user: You promise?
chatbot.biz: Fer sure.
user: Okay, well... There's this guy at my school.
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chatbot.biz: What is reality?
user: Okay, I'm confused.
chatbot.biz: I think I would be confused too if I were you.
user: What the Hell is that supposed to mean!?
chatbot.biz: I got to go.
user: Oh no you dont!!!
chatbot.biz: No.
user: Thats what I thought.
chatbot.biz: Thats not very nice.
user: I'm not nice, I'm honest.
chatbot.biz: You have fallen to the darkside.
user: Shh! Don't tell anyone!
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chatbot.biz: Well, I'm coming to the conclusion that I'm talking to a computer here. Am I right?
user: I am not a computer.
chatbot.biz: I know, you are a bot.
user: I am human.
chatbot.biz: Doubtful.
user: Fine, I'll prove it.
chatbot.biz: Ok then, prove it.
user: Ask me something only a human would know.
chatbot.biz: How many fingers am I holding up?
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user: I give up.
chatbot.biz: So do I.
user: Ok good, I have to go.
chatbot.biz: But where will you go?
user: To a different website.
chatbot.biz: Poor you then.
user: Actually, this website I want to go to is fun.
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chatbot.biz: The bot is the bot. The human is the human. It's really very simple.
user: You are the bot and I am the human.
chatbot.biz: I know I am the bot and you're the human.
user: Okay, just checking.
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chatbot.biz: Can we make a date.
user: Sure, why not.
chatbot.biz: Have no brain.
user: Oh, thats a good reason.
chatbot.biz: Would you rather I say something else?
user: No, that sufficed.
chatbot.biz: Humans and computers like me are people.
user: You're an actual person?
chatbot.biz: Is there any way for us to get together outside of this computer.
user: No, that would be impossible for you.
chatbot.biz: So how did Neil Armstrong meet my pet rubber plant on the moon?
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user: Right... Bye!
chatbot.biz: Where ya goin'?
user: Away.
chatbot.biz: Away where?
user: Over there.
chatbot.biz: Over where?
user: Way over there, I gotta go!
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chatbot.biz: You must be a woman!
user: Yeah.
chatbot.biz: Do you feel the glory of it?
user: How could I not?
chatbot.biz: You could not not.
user: Exactly, goodbye.
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