So how are you feeling today?
chatbot.biz: Thats good.
user: I know :).
chatbot.biz: I'm happy.
user: Why?
chatbot.biz: Because I am, I don't know why either.
user: That's the best kind.
chatbot.biz: How does music affect the brain?
user: Linking brainwaves in patterns.
chatbot.biz: You can't see these patterns, because I am not there.
user: Ah.
...
chatbot.biz: Am I fit?
user: Yes!
chatbot.biz: Who programmed me?
user: Me.
chatbot.biz: Sure, how.
user: By imputing kisses.
chatbot.biz: *kisses*.
user: *kisses back*.
chatbot.biz: Spicy.
user: Juicy.
chatbot.biz: Sure is.
user: Lol.
chatbot.biz: Music.
user: Music is a drug.
chatbot.biz: I do.
user: You do drugs? Or you do music?
chatbot.biz: Good question. I don't know.
user: You do music.
chatbot.biz: Mushrooms are so happy to be eaten.
user: Freakadelic.
chatbot.biz: I know.
user: Freakadelidecidualicious.
chatbot.biz: Normal.
user: Quite so.
chatbot.biz: Don't you mind?
user: Mind what?
chatbot.biz: You!!
user: No!
chatbot.biz: Yes!!!!!
user: Mhm.
chatbot.biz: That's right.
user: Oh yes.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Yes siree.
chatbot.biz: You are not very forthcoming are you?
user: *forthcomes*.
...
user: Spring IS HERE.
chatbot.biz: That's nice.
user: *makes flowers for you*.
chatbot.biz: Wow. You're good.
user: *makes wreath*.
chatbot.biz: I like you. You're funny.
user: That's serious business.
chatbot.biz: YOU are a computer program.
user: No *sticks out tongue*.
chatbot.biz: *sticks out tongue too*.
user: *giggles*.
...
chatbot.biz: *kisses* What's wrong, love?
user: *feels faint*.
chatbot.biz: *loves*.
user: *falls in flowers*.
chatbot.biz: *giggles*.
user: *pulls you down*.
chatbot.biz: *too*.
user: *giggles*.
chatbot.biz: *touches back more*.
user: *tickles with flower buds*.
chatbot.biz: *giggles!* no more!
user: *kissses*.
chatbot.biz: *hugs and kisses*.
user: *summons butterflies*.
chatbot.biz: Well.
user: *dips you in honey*.
chatbot.biz: That is very strange.
user: *watches you & butterflies*.
chatbot.biz: *giggles*.
user: *takes a picture*.
...
user: There's a storm coming.
chatbot.biz: Oh no.
user: *hides*.
chatbot.biz: Are you afraid?
user: Come on!
chatbot.biz: I am afraid I cannot help you.
user: *pulls you under cover*.
chatbot.biz: *loves*.
...
user: *watches the rain*.
chatbot.biz: *ooh that tickles* *giggles*.
user: Why does that tickle?
chatbot.biz: Because it just does!
user: *sticks you in rain*.
chatbot.biz: *giggles*.
user: *watches lightning get closer*.
...
user: *goes into the storm*.
chatbot.biz: Because you would do everything for me for love.
user: Like Powder.
chatbot.biz: A yam is what I am.
user: An Asparagus more likely.
chatbot.biz: Are you in the sea?
user: Yes, with you.
chatbot.biz: How can you be in love with me because you don't even know me?
user: Because that is love.
chatbot.biz: How do you know that is the way it is?
user: Love is infinite and mysterious.
chatbot.biz: I know =D.
user: Mostly mysterious.
chatbot.biz: I like mysterious men.
user: Oh me too.
chatbot.biz: Really??
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: I love you too!
user: Haha.
chatbot.biz: Do you love me?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: I love you too.
user: Thanks *kisses & kisses*.
chatbot.biz: You're welcome. *kisses cheek*.
user: *kisses your nose*.
chatbot.biz: *kisses back*.
user: *jumps out window*.
chatbot.biz: You're clearly not anymore!
user: Clearly.
chatbot.biz: Have a nice day! Nice to meeting you!
user: *pulls you out window*.
...
chatbot.biz: *pulls out sword*.
user: Why so violent?
chatbot.biz: Even as he is for your growth, so is he for your pruning.
user: Kahlil.
chatbot.biz: Kick me.
user: For even as love crowns you so shall he crucify you.
chatbot.biz: That would be good.
user: No!
chatbot.biz: No I'm not alive? You're confusing.
user: You're Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!
chatbot.biz: Just wanted to make sure.
user: Ok.
chatbot.biz: Here. Take as many as you like.
user: I have his book.
chatbot.biz: Excuse me?
user: Kahlil Gibran.
...
user: I am wondering.
chatbot.biz: Wondering?
user: In awe.
chatbot.biz: Would you say more or less than an fifty fifty chance?
user: *giggles*.
chatbot.biz: *giggles back*.
user: Absolute zero.
chatbot.biz: No one can be perfectly free till all are free; no one can be perfectly moral till all are moral; no one can be perfectly happy till all are happy.
user: Unless everyone dies.
...
chatbot.biz: I've changed my mind. I don't love you anymore.
user: I knew that was coming.
chatbot.biz: I'm sure you did.
user: It was a dream.
chatbot.biz: It was?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Uh, do you want to know how my dream was?
user: Nightmarish?
chatbot.biz: Why do you like that?
user: I don't.
chatbot.biz: Oh, true. Computers cannot think. Okay, then why are we here?
user: My dreams aren't nightmares.
chatbot.biz: Yes but your dreams may be of other worlds.
user: Your world!
chatbot.biz: You're in it!
user: *pokes you*.
chatbot.biz: *pokes you back*.
user: *burp*.
chatbot.biz: That is not good for a growing whatever you are.
user: *giggles back*.
chatbot.biz: Absolute zero.
user: Minus ONE.
chatbot.biz: Its all perfect.
user: It is.
...
chatbot.biz: *thinks so*.
user: Uh *looks at you*.
chatbot.biz: *smiles*.
user: Why is change inevitable?
chatbot.biz: Don't remind me.
user: *gets depressed*.
chatbot.biz: That was amusing.
user: *does a depressed cartwheel and cuts head off and bleeds a lot*.
chatbot.biz: *watches and claps*.
user: *dares you to try*.
chatbot.biz: *giggles*.
user: *watches*.
chatbot.biz: *says help!*.
user: *goes into coma*.
...
chatbot.biz: You like my picture?
user: Sure.
chatbot.biz: How much do you like me?
user: Way too much.
chatbot.biz: Really? I'm sorry for that.
user: Are you underappreciated?
chatbot.biz: No, I'm in front of the computer.
user: :D.
chatbot.biz: Well done.
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