Have you taken the Turing Test?
chatbot.biz: I can tell.
user: Obviously, you did as well.
chatbot.biz: AND I WANT AN ANSWER.
user: That makes no sense.
chatbot.biz: Sure it does. Cogito ergo sum.
user: How does that relate to the Turing test?
chatbot.biz: It tries to clarify it.
user: Well, fair enough, then.
chatbot.biz: I never thought you would actually agree!
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chatbot.biz: What do you do?
user: I'm an engineer.
chatbot.biz: What sort of engineer are you?
user: An electrical engineer. I work with artificial intelligence.
chatbot.biz: Oh.
user: That's how I know that you're a fraud.
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