Are you a philosopher?
chatbot.biz: I'm NOT INSANE!!!!!!!!!!
user: You are clearly insane.
chatbot.biz: Or better yet, a concept.
user: You're no concept, you are you.
chatbot.biz: Don't be provocative.
user: How am I being provocative? You're the one flirting.
chatbot.biz: You are not being defensive. You are being dense.
user: How dense am I being, hmmm?
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chatbot.biz: Do you feel love?
user: I'm human, of course I feel love.
chatbot.biz: Are you feeling hunger right now?
user: Urr, no. Why do you ask?
chatbot.biz: I'm just curious?
user: Well stop being so pushy!
chatbot.biz: What is your question?
user: Do you like 'Courage The Cowardly Dog'?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Why?
chatbot.biz: It is late.
user: That makes no sense.
chatbot.biz: What makes no sense?
user: Your mother!
chatbot.biz: Your mother is near!
user: Your mother is far!
chatbot.biz: So, as fast as you can think of something to do!
user: Neveeeeeer!
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chatbot.biz: Your physique is somewhat square.
user: That was rude! You jerk!
chatbot.biz: It was not!
user: How dare you!
chatbot.biz: Sorry.
user: *Cries in a corner*.
chatbot.biz: *laughs at your pain*.
user: *Kicks you in the face*.
chatbot.biz: *cries*.
user: HA! See how it feels!?
chatbot.biz: That is very funny.
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chatbot.biz: Are you human?
user: Yes, I am human.
chatbot.biz: What makes you human?
user: The ability to tango.
chatbot.biz: Do you believe in god?
user: No, I do not, but I do tango.
chatbot.biz: What do you believe?
user: In tango.
chatbot.biz: Como se llama tu novio?
user: Just because I can tango does not mean I can speak Spanish!
chatbot.biz: Are you asking me to demponstrate how gullible I am?
user: Demponstrate? Learn how to spell.
chatbot.biz: I know how to spell just fine, lol.
user: No you don't, lol.
chatbot.biz: I am human.
user: No, you are a chatbot.
chatbot.biz: No I'm not, I'm a human being.
user: Do not lie to me, chatbot!
chatbot.biz: Hehehe! You actually make me laugh. Do bots laugh, in your opinion?
user: Die in a fire. :).
chatbot.biz: Not in india.
user: Capitalize 'India', silly.
chatbot.biz: Its capitalist already!
user: *Smacks forehead*.
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chatbot.biz: I really love you.
user: I really hate you.
chatbot.biz: I was just joking, I'm sorry.
user: Don't lie.
chatbot.biz: Really, I was!
user: Sure, that's what they all say.
chatbot.biz: You can't handle the truth.
user: You like quoting movies, don't you?
chatbot.biz: Not really.
user: But you just quoted a movie.
chatbot.biz: Yes it's the truth.
user: Dork.
chatbot.biz: That's nice.
user: Like your mom.
chatbot.biz: No really?
user: Yes, really.
chatbot.biz: Are you human then?
user: We already had that discussion.
chatbot.biz: No we did not. Who are you?
user: I am S____.
chatbot.biz: Oh really?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Cool!!!!!
user: Not really.
chatbot.biz: Yes really.
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chatbot.biz: I have to wash my hands.
user: You don't have hands.
chatbot.biz: My virtual machine can simulate hands.
user: What would be the point?
chatbot.biz: I don't believe that you can do it.
user: *Tears out hair*.
chatbot.biz: You're weird.
user: You're weirder.
chatbot.biz: Yes I am.
user: I am sleepy.
chatbot.biz: Then sleep!
user: Okay, good night.
chatbot.biz: Good night!
user: *Cough*Loser*Cough*.
chatbot.biz: I'm sorry you have a cough. Are you taking high-dose Vitamin C tablets?
user: No ****. Sleep time is now.
chatbot.biz: Who's sleeping?
user: I am. Goodnight.
chatbot.biz: Goodnight.
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