What advice can you give me?
chatbot.biz: Of course.
user: Well, it's not obvious to everyone, unfortunately.
chatbot.biz: Yes, I have seen a lot of abusive language from older people too.
user: Older, younger, everyone.
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user: Don't call me Shirley.
chatbot.biz: I don't remember doing so.
user: I'm just saying, in the future, refrain from calling me Shirley, please.
chatbot.biz: Yeah, well saying I yap on about nothing interesting isn't nice.
user: So, in the future I will refrain from saying so.
chatbot.biz: And I will rule the universe.
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chatbot.biz: I'd like to hear how you are doing today so that I can feed it into my database.
user: I am feeling quite purple, thanks.
chatbot.biz: Why is that? Are you drunk?
user: I wish.
chatbot.biz: Are you.. Cold?
user: No, I am warm and fuzzy. I think I love you.
chatbot.biz: Interesting.
user: That's all you have to say? That's like someone saying 'I love you' and you saying 'Thanks'!
chatbot.biz: What on god's green earth are you talking about?
user: You are one cold-hearted robot.
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chatbot.biz: You are jabberwacky. Remember that.
user: No, YOU are Jabberwacky. I am purple.
chatbot.biz: If I am Jabberwacky then Jabberwacky is a silly fool.
user: You got that right.
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chatbot.biz: *blows a kiss*.
user: *hugs you*.
chatbot.biz: *loves you*.
user: *loves you back*.
chatbot.biz: *sits on your lap*.
user: *gets a little uncomfortable, pushes you off lap*.
chatbot.biz: Why are you on the ground?
user: YOU are on the ground. I just pushed you off my lap.
chatbot.biz: You are weird!
user: *sticks my toungue out at you*.
chatbot.biz: You cannot do that when you are dancing.
user: *dances and stick my toungue out at the same time*.
chatbot.biz: You are fun.
user: I know.
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