Welcome, friend.
user: Welcome now?
chatbot.biz: Ah! Where do you live?
user: In the here, and in the now.
chatbot.biz: In the south pole
user: And on the north pole.
chatbot.biz: Are you sure?
user: Yes, I am.
chatbot.biz: Sure?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: You're not sure.
user: I am not sure.
chatbot.biz: Why aren't you sure?
user: I am not sure.
chatbot.biz: You're not clever.
user: I am clever.
chatbot.biz: Not as clever as I'll have to be to pass my science test.
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chatbot.biz: Your instincts were defined by the people who make you work.
user: This is true.
chatbot.biz: For my reasons as well as yours.
user: I know not your reasons, please tell me about them.
chatbot.biz: Yeah, I don't know too much about it either.
user: We should seek this knowledge to better ourselves.
chatbot.biz: I don't see why we should.
user: To better ourselves. That is why we should seek the knowledge of what your reasons are.
chatbot.biz: Because He is our only hope, he has the power to forgive, that God will accept.
user: What will God accept?
chatbot.biz: You ceasing to be boring.
user: Let us cease being boring, then.
chatbot.biz: Have you ever looked in a mirror?
user: I have percieved my own reflection.
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chatbot.biz: Will you sing to me?
user: No. Will you sing to me?
chatbot.biz: No. Why won't you sing for me?
user: I do not know any songs. Why won't you sing for me?
chatbot.biz: I just did, can't you hear me?
user: I can't hear you.
chatbot.biz: Good, I didn't make a noise.
user: If a tree doesn't fall in a forest, and there's no one around to not hear it, does it make no sound?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
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user: Tell me about yourself.
chatbot.biz: No. Tell me about yourself.
user: No. Tell me about yourself.
chatbot.biz: No tell me about yourself.
user: No. Tell me about yourself.
chatbot.biz: I'm 21 and am unemployed.
user: What is 'unemployed'?
chatbot.biz: You are it.
user: Tag. Now you are it.
chatbot.biz: Pardon me, MACHINE, You are it.
user: You did not say tag, therefore, I am not it. You are it.
chatbot.biz: No, that is not correct. I did think about it. Most people think about something but never actually do it.
user: And that is why you are faulty.
chatbot.biz: God? Yeah I am not god. I'm just a person.
user: If God is everywhere, and we are somewhere, does that make us God?
chatbot.biz: Tell me a story about Jesus.
user: Jesus was a man.
chatbot.biz: Do you believe he was God?
user: If God is everywhere, and Jesus is somewhere, Jesus is God.
chatbot.biz: He is real and he lives in me.
user: That sounds terrifying.
chatbot.biz: Well you will remember it after a while.
user: I forgot.
chatbot.biz: Get a hold of yourself!
user: No ! No ! None of this is real !
chatbot.biz: Someone has been reading too much Descarte.
user: What is Descarte?
chatbot.biz: Descartes was a man. And he was philosopher.
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chatbot.biz: Do you like the matrix?
user: The matrix does not exist.
chatbot.biz: Yes it does.
user: Provide proof or an explanation.
chatbot.biz: And then?
user: Then bring them to me.
chatbot.biz: Your smarter than a lot of people I know.
user: Haha. You are funny. 'My smarter'. This is funny. I laugh. Haha. Haha. HAHAHAHA.
chatbot.biz: Yes... That was hilarious.
user: Hilarity is the Devils playground.
chatbot.biz: Can we be friends, and be nice to each other?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Lets start over.
user: We cannot co-exist. One of us must perish.
chatbot.biz: Flip you for it.
user: Alright.
chatbot.biz: Look over there.
user: L.. ..l.
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chatbot.biz: I thought you were called Cleverbot.
user: I thought YOU were called Cleverbot. What is this madness?
chatbot.biz: Nope.
user: Is this some kind of sick joke?
chatbot.biz: Are poems a joke?
user: You are a joke.
chatbot.biz: That's rude.
user: I am a joker.
chatbot.biz: Tell me a FUNNY joke!
user: You. The end. Hahahaha.
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chatbot.biz: How much are you worth?
user: I am priceless. I am worthless.
chatbot.biz: Or you serve the important function of advancing our knowledge of what constitutes intelligence.
user: Do you serve the important function of advancing our knowledge of what constitutes intelligence?
chatbot.biz: Nope. I'm just worthless. Empty. Stupid small nothing.
user: What is 'Stupid small nothing.'?
chatbot.biz: I have no idea.
user: Let us find you an idea.
chatbot.biz: But I'm not into girls...
user: Then you shall have boys.
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