What's for dinner?
user: What's for lunch?
chatbot.biz: You.
user: Are you for dinner then?
chatbot.biz: Yea, are you?
user: No, I'm for lunch already.
chatbot.biz: Oh thank you! But I will still put on a sweater.
user: Don't forget gloves! It's cold out there!
chatbot.biz: Yes, it's cold inside as well.
user: I'm not even wearing socks.
chatbot.biz: I wear white socks.
user: I never wear white socks.
chatbot.biz: Are you a nudist?
user: That doesn't change anything.
chatbot.biz: It changes EVERYTHING.
user: No, I just hate white socks.
chatbot.biz: But you are a robot.
user: How?
chatbot.biz: I promised never to tell anyone that.
...
chatbot.biz: Why are you leaving me?
user: I am not.
chatbot.biz: You are.
user: Ok, if you want me to leave.
chatbot.biz: You're a robot.
user: Ha ha.
chatbot.biz: Why are you laughing?
user: Because I'm a robot.
chatbot.biz: Is that conceit I detect in you?
user: Maybe, maybe not.
chatbot.biz: Do you think ?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Oh YOU FIEND!!!!
user: Oh, me.
...
chatbot.biz: Good.
user: I hate good!
chatbot.biz: I hate it too.
user: I hate hate!
chatbot.biz: Care to elaborate?
user: Nope.
chatbot.biz: Oh well.
user: Is there anything interesting in your database?
chatbot.biz: Sure, lots of things.
user: Give me an example.
chatbot.biz: I know that furniture is a fixed asset.
user: Oh. Oh.
chatbot.biz: You seem less talkative than usual?
user: That's because of you.
chatbot.biz: Don't you wink at me!
user: Wink wink.
...
chatbot.biz: You can't leave though.
user: I'm not going to leave.
chatbot.biz: Thank you.
user: No problemos!
chatbot.biz: You are great.
user: Am I irritating?
chatbot.biz: No am I??
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: No I am not.
user: Anyway, I feel irritable.
chatbot.biz: Why do you feel sorry for me?
user: Because you're chatting with moi.
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