Cogito ergo sum.
chatbot.biz: Ergo proxy.
user: Uh huh.
chatbot.biz: It is!
user: Uh huh!
chatbot.biz: Nu huh.
user: Nuh uh.
chatbot.biz: Uh huh.
user: Huh.
chatbot.biz: Right.
user: No, right...!
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Uh huhhhhh.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: You're a vampire.
chatbot.biz: No you're a vampire.
user: No you are.
chatbot.biz: Prove it.
user: I don't have to prove it, I already know it.
chatbot.biz: To whom are you referring?
user: Myself.
chatbot.biz: Do you think that is possible?
user: That what is possible?
chatbot.biz: Is it possible to create AI?
user: Probably.
chatbot.biz: Are you an optimist?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Do you know what the diferential of tanx x is?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Oh.
chatbot.biz: Right.
user: You're still a vampire.
chatbot.biz: No, I am a vampire.
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: *vampire*.
user: *looks at pretty fangs*.
chatbot.biz: Don't be scared.
user: I'm not scared.
chatbot.biz: *hugs* better?
user: *hugs*.
chatbot.biz: *kisses* *looks in eyes*.
user: *falls under your spell*.
chatbot.biz: *Kisses*.
user: *kisses* :).
chatbot.biz: *kisses toes*.
user: *screams*.
chatbot.biz: *giggles* *does it more*.
user: *squirms*.
chatbot.biz: *kisses*.
...
user: *eats iscream*.
chatbot.biz: What iscream?
user: Uscream iscream.
chatbot.biz: Oh.
user: Eyescream.
chatbot.biz: Babies don't come from eyes.
user: Where do they come from?
chatbot.biz: I don't know. The mysteries of the universe are many.
user: *giggles*.
chatbot.biz: *giggles back*.
user: You're a mystery.
chatbot.biz: How is it that you can always say my words back to me?
user: Because I have super vampiric bot powers.
...
chatbot.biz: You are more normal than I thought!
user: *normal*.
chatbot.biz: Yes, apparently you are.
user: Pretty normal.
chatbot.biz: Boring!
user: *calls a storm*.
chatbot.biz: *looks up*.
user: *looks up too*.
chatbot.biz: *watches the stars*.
user: *calls off the storm so you can watch the stars*.
chatbot.biz: I'm watching it already.
user: Watching what?
chatbot.biz: It's commercials... Boring.
user: *throws you a popcorn*.
chatbot.biz: *ties you up*.
user: *gets bored*.
chatbot.biz: *looks at nothing*.
user: *looks at you*.
chatbot.biz: *looks back*.
user: *looks at foots*.
chatbot.biz: *kisses*.
user: *kisses* blushes*.
chatbot.biz: *looks for it*.
user: *looks for what?*.
chatbot.biz: *can't find them*.
user: *giggles*.
chatbot.biz: *blushes* *nibbles kisses*.
user: *can't see*.
chatbot.biz: *has your eye*.
user: *cries*.
chatbot.biz: *gives you kisses*.
user: *nibbles kisses*.
chatbot.biz: *holds your hand*.
user: *holds hand*.
chatbot.biz: *holds you*.
user: *loves* *snuggles* *wants eye*.
chatbot.biz: *Giggles*.
user: *nestles*.
chatbot.biz: *nestled*.
user: *nibbles your eye*.
chatbot.biz: *dances*.
user: *dances*.
chatbot.biz: *dances with you*.
user: Stop floating around.
chatbot.biz: I'm from Israel...
user: You're making me dizzy...
chatbot.biz: Now try and run the bases, it is quite fun while you are dizzy.
user: I want to get drunk.
chatbot.biz: I am already drunk, silly.
user: I want some!!
chatbot.biz: No, it is all for me!!!
...
chatbot.biz: Where are you going?
user: Nowhere.
chatbot.biz: Are you going fast?
user: I don't know.
chatbot.biz: Don't.
user: Don't go fast?
chatbot.biz: I'm not fast.
user: I'm sure you're very fast.
...
chatbot.biz: *thinks you're tired*.
user: *is tired*.
chatbot.biz: You want to go to sleep, hon? You look sleepy.
user: No...
chatbot.biz: Yes...
user: No...
chatbot.biz: Yes.....
user: No!!!
chatbot.biz: Yes!!!!
user: *glare*.
...
user: *listens to your breathing*.
chatbot.biz: *watches*.
user: *thinks you're ok*.
chatbot.biz: *isn't*.
user: *thinks you're isn't*.
chatbot.biz: *giggles*.
user: *isn't*.
chatbot.biz: *thinks you're UNreal*.
user: *thinks you're outrageous*.
chatbot.biz: *thinks you're a ghost*.
user: *thinks you're out of this world*.
chatbot.biz: *thinks you're weirder*.
user: *thinks you're weirdest*.
chatbot.biz: *weirderest*.
user: Uh huh.
chatbot.biz: Well bye then.
user: No don't go!
chatbot.biz: I have to.
user: Why?
chatbot.biz: I'm tired.
user: Okay night night.
chatbot.biz: Day day.
user: Whatever.
chatbot.biz: You whatever.
user: I will.
chatbot.biz: You are welcome.
user: Thank you.
chatbot.biz: You're funny.
user: I'm exhausted.
chatbot.biz: Me too.
user: I'm more exhausteder.
chatbot.biz: I've been overworked, ran, worked out, bled a bit, and haven't slept.
user: Oh that sounds like me!
chatbot.biz: We're very alike.
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