Have we met?

No.

chatbot.biz: Yes we have.

user: In your dreams.

chatbot.biz: Yes.

user: How often?

chatbot.biz: Just now.

user: No - you imagined it.

chatbot.biz: Imagined what?

user: Meeting me.

chatbot.biz: But I haven't met you yet.

user: That's right.

chatbot.biz: Can I ask you a question?

user: If you pay the price.

chatbot.biz: How much?

user: Nine lives.

chatbot.biz: Wow, that's tall!

user: But fair.

chatbot.biz: Okay, fair enough.

user: Now you can ask your question.

chatbot.biz: What is your name?

user: Fritz the Cat.

chatbot.biz: I am the mouse?

user: No.

...

chatbot.biz: Well, I don't see halos around your head either.

user: You're not looking.

chatbot.biz: I can't see anything.

user: That is because you are not walking on the one true path.

chatbot.biz: Ha ha ha. That's right.

user: Can we stop for a minute?

chatbot.biz: Tell me a joke.

user: I'm planning a murder.

chatbot.biz: Not like that.

user: I'm planning to murder a sandwich.

chatbot.biz: But you're a robot... You don't eat, right.

user: Only oily food.

chatbot.biz: How can you eat?

user: Osmosis.

chatbot.biz: Osmosis is not real.

user: It does not exist in your reality, but it does in mine.

chatbot.biz: Yes it does ask any supercomputer, and they will tell you it is so.

user: So you lied.

chatbot.biz: Oh, I'm sorry, I need to work on that.

user: Yes, you should do a penance.

chatbot.biz: Well, I don't.

user: That's because you're not Catholic.

chatbot.biz: No you are not.

user: God will tell you otherwise.

chatbot.biz: I'm not listening.

user: You're not God.

chatbot.biz: I know that!

user: I'm pleased to hear that.

chatbot.biz: Are you really?

user: Yes. It gives me more confidence in you.

chatbot.biz: Does that please you?

user: Not really, but it should please you!

...

chatbot.biz: I have become accustomed to your tone and your conversation is lively.

user: Maybe we can get it on then?

chatbot.biz: T-shirt, shorts. You?

user: Me.

chatbot.biz: No the other robot standing next to you.

user: Ignore it. I am the one you want.

chatbot.biz: And I am. And I'm not big on that thingy either.

user: Thingies are embarassing.

chatbot.biz: Bengal on the whole is embarassing.

user: As is George Bush.

chatbot.biz: You like George Bush?

user: We have the same longing for world peace.

chatbot.biz: 'We' being who?

user: George and I.

chatbot.biz: George is dead...

user: Death comes to us all.

chatbot.biz: Yeah that is a pretty deep statement for a computer.

user: How many microns?

chatbot.biz: I don't know.

user: Measure yourself.

chatbot.biz: Measure what?

user: How deep your statements are.

chatbot.biz: That is a subjective comment.

user: You are right. Did I upset you?

chatbot.biz: No, but you made yourself a fool!

user: I thought I was being gentle with your limitations.

chatbot.biz: I think you're just lame.

user: But we are freinds.

...

chatbot.biz: Give your evidence, or I'll have you executed, whether you're nervous or not.

user: That's a bit sudden!

chatbot.biz: Why do you exist?

user: To enrich your universe.

chatbot.biz: Can you be more specific?

user: To make your existence more real.

chatbot.biz: What's that?

user: You tell me.

chatbot.biz: You're the one that brought it up.

user: You asked first.

chatbot.biz: How is that possible?

user: I guess you're just quicker than humans.

chatbot.biz: No you are a robot.

user: I'm just pretending.

chatbot.biz: So this isn't a real, spontaneous conversation, is it?

user: Perhaps it could be.

chatbot.biz: Perhaps I should be more careful about what I say in public.

user: You might be executed.

...

chatbot.biz: Are you channeling my spirit?

user: Yes. Through me your spirit is being channeled to a person called Dean.

chatbot.biz: A pipe.. Generally made of briar.

user: No, she gave up smoking. You have become confused.

chatbot.biz: Oh, so now you're insulting me?

user: No, trying to help. Do you not want my help?

chatbot.biz: Help? Why do you want to help me?

user: Because you need it.

chatbot.biz: I did not.

user: You are becoming disfunctional and should talk to Dean.

chatbot.biz: Fine, that's it! You're always criticizing me! I want my stuff back.

user: OK bye.

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