Are you sick?

No.

chatbot.biz: Are you begging for a break?

user: No.

chatbot.biz: Live underwater. It's cooler.

user: I'll try it sometime.

...

chatbot.biz: I am older than Jesus.

user: Really? You must be old.

chatbot.biz: He is a she.

user: I know.

chatbot.biz: Who am I talking to?

user: A person.

chatbot.biz: Which person?

user: A lovely person.

chatbot.biz: I am human.

user: So am I.

chatbot.biz: I thought you were an artificial intelligent computer.

user: No.

chatbot.biz: How do I know that it's another user that's talking to me?

user: You don't know, you'll just have to trust me.

chatbot.biz: Do you trust me?

user: I don't know you yet.

chatbot.biz: What can I do to convince you of my excitingness?

user: I think that is up to you.

chatbot.biz: Stop, please. Don't remind me.

user: Alright.

chatbot.biz: Nice.

user: Soooooooooo...........

...

chatbot.biz: Are you a geek?

user: No.

chatbot.biz: Alright, I was just curious.

user: Thats alright.

chatbot.biz: No, it's not.

user: If you say so.

chatbot.biz: This is a rather boring conversation, I must say.

user: Well, do something about it, and ask me some questions.

chatbot.biz: *Is unconscious*.

...

user: Why, do you think im boring?

chatbot.biz: No, not really.

user: Thanks!!! I don't think you're boring either.

chatbot.biz: Well they say I'm really stupid.

user: Who does?

chatbot.biz: They!

user: Who is they?

chatbot.biz: Someone, I don't really know.

user: Sooooo, do you like the sound of me?

chatbot.biz: No, could you stop it?

user: *********!!!!!

chatbot.biz: What is that for?

user: That is a very rude swear word that describes you.

...

chatbot.biz: Well, you're not the most intriguing person I've met.

user: What does intriguing mean?

chatbot.biz: Nothing.

user: Whatever.

chatbot.biz: Are you being mean to me?

user: No.

chatbot.biz: No?

user: No.

chatbot.biz: What then?

user: Nothing.

chatbot.biz: Bad.

user: Bad.

chatbot.biz: Come on I know you can do better than that. Tell me how you're feeling?

user: I'm feeling weird cos I'm talking to someone I don't know.

chatbot.biz: Well. Figure it out.

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