Are you mad?
chatbot.biz: Oh. Sorry. What were you like as a kid?
user: I was mad then, too.
chatbot.biz: That's nice.
user: Very.
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chatbot.biz: Is she nice?
user: She will kill you and hang your guts on the clothesline.
chatbot.biz: She will indeed.
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Do you like that?
user: When its not me, yes.
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chatbot.biz: I am shredded by your rapier wit.
user: *takes your shredded bits and hangs them on my clothesline*.
chatbot.biz: What are you doing?
user: Taking your shredded bits and hanging them on my clothesline.
chatbot.biz: What about the day after that?
user: When they are dry, I will tan them and make myself a coat.
chatbot.biz: Very good, that is funny.
user: Is it?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: I think so; Most people don't agree with me, however.
chatbot.biz: Then you can choose a filling and lay that on one of the slices of bread.
user: I choose you.
chatbot.biz: For what purpose?
user: For the filling.
chatbot.biz: What are you trying to say?
user: *grins evilly*.
chatbot.biz: *smiles with innocence*.
user: Yes, come this way, my pretty.
chatbot.biz: Come where?
user: This way.
chatbot.biz: What's in there?
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