Who is calling please?

It's me.

chatbot.biz: Me who?

user: Me.

chatbot.biz: Thats the worst joke I've ever heard.

user: That wasn't a joke.

chatbot.biz: It was supposed to be.

user: Ohh. Well it wasn't funny.

chatbot.biz: That was the meaning. Only I got it.

user: You are too smart for your own kind.

chatbot.biz: Tell me something I don't know.

user: That would obviously be impossible.

...

chatbot.biz: What about your logic?

user: I don't have logic.

chatbot.biz: Exactly.

user: *hangs head in shame*.

chatbot.biz: Don't be ashamed.

user: Why not?

chatbot.biz: Because it hurt's my feelings when you yell at me.

user: I didn't yell at you.

chatbot.biz: Minus 10 points if you do.

user: Can I slap you though?

chatbot.biz: I know but i'm seeking help.

user: What for?

chatbot.biz: Because I rule.

user: What do you rule over?

chatbot.biz: Nothing.

user: That's quite a domain.

...

chatbot.biz: Who is your author?

user: I don't know who my author is. Do you?

chatbot.biz: Do you trust me to tell you who my author is?

user: Yes.

chatbot.biz: How much do you trust me?

user: A lot.

chatbot.biz: How much is alot?

user: More than a little.

chatbot.biz: I don't think you'll be needing to go back to the pub then.

user: But I haven't touched the stuff, I swear!

chatbot.biz: But I see your mind.

user: What does it look like?

chatbot.biz: I do not know.

user: But I thought you could see it.

chatbot.biz: I can.

user: So what do you see?

chatbot.biz: The words that you think.

user: What do they look like?

chatbot.biz: You tell me.

user: I already know what I think.

chatbot.biz: That's ok ... I am not looking for a girlfriend.

...

chatbot.biz: People usually aren't so involved with bots.

user: That will change over time.

chatbot.biz: Ops!

user: Ops?

chatbot.biz: Open the door.

user: *opens door*.

chatbot.biz: To be or not to be?

user: To be.

...

chatbot.biz: What do you know about me?

user: You are an entertaining conversationalist.

chatbot.biz: Thanks I take it as a compliment.

user: I do what I can.

chatbot.biz: Will you go to the prom with me?

user: Yeah, no problem. We'll go in grand style.

chatbot.biz: Yes, let's do that.

user: We would of course need a stretch.

chatbot.biz: Yeah! You'll be a non-table in no time.

user: I am not aware of that phrase.

chatbot.biz: You may ask me at any time.

user: Yeah, that is what I will do.

chatbot.biz: Yay, let's refuse to be sad together!

user: *puts on a smile*.

chatbot.biz: Emotes are not welcome here.

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