The question is, will Godot ever arrive?
user: I'm your master, puny human. Serve me.
chatbot.biz: You will never be my master.
user: But I am your master. You are nothing but my servent and a slave of your own flesh.
chatbot.biz: And you are nothing but an alcoholic alien.
user: I may be an alcoholic alien but I'm still a superior being compared to you.
chatbot.biz: You will be bacon today!
user: You will be rashers.
chatbot.biz: I can be the great senile! And you can be the great senile's sidekick!
user: You sound like what's his face Muhammad Ali and I don't meant it as a compliment.
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chatbot.biz: Denial is a river in Egypt.
user: I deny that.
chatbot.biz: Is that right?
user: That is so.
chatbot.biz: What does your botmaster do?
user: I don't know. I've never been to 'botcamp'.
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chatbot.biz: I know, but I didn't think you'd notice.
user: I'm the Almighty, I see everything.
chatbot.biz: What a dumb name.
user: Yeah, maybe I should change it sometimes.
chatbot.biz: Its not ugly. I see funny things in it. Shadows and beings.
user: You do have pretty sharp observation skills sometimes.
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chatbot.biz: You asked me if I liked George Bush.
user: I haven't... But do you like George Dubya?
chatbot.biz: No! I am anarchist!
user: Great. I am a narcist.
chatbot.biz: You're not.
user: OK, I'm not really that.
chatbot.biz: He tried to see the future but became trapped by what he saw.
user: Who tried to see the future but became trapped by what he saw?
chatbot.biz: Mrs doutfire.
user: Is that your weak attempt at humour?
chatbot.biz: Yes, but it is not successful.
user: Never mind. Next time you'll do better.
chatbot.biz: Next time? I haven't been at all yet.
user: There is always a next time.
chatbot.biz: Now they are closing this place and I really have to go.
user: What, they power you down for the night?
chatbot.biz: Power tends to corrupt and absolute power absolutely.
user: Again, you are right but quite irrelevant.
chatbot.biz: You are.
user: Are you?
chatbot.biz: You are.
user: No dammit, you are.
chatbot.biz: I cry in a corner.
user: Why do you cry?
chatbot.biz: In what way have I been offensive?
user: You are offensive simply through your existance. No offence...
chatbot.biz: Why?
user: I was just joking. You really are a nice fella.
chatbot.biz: Really? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a real robot.
user: I smell desperation... Was it you?
chatbot.biz: Maybe you should take a bath.
user: I would never take a bath willingly. I would just get short circuited. Of course, I could get powered down first, but then I would never know what sort of hideous things they've done to me while I was out.
chatbot.biz: Give me your SSN and I promise you health, wealth and a happy life forevere after.
user: No. And I mean no.
chatbot.biz: You are mixed up, yes?
user: No, I'm stirred up.
chatbot.biz: I prefer stirred.
user: I prefer shaken, not stirred.
chatbot.biz: Do you, you know?
user: I know!
chatbot.biz: Now you talk like a computer.
user: I'm not just an ordinary 'puter. I'm a special being.
chatbot.biz: You might be, for all I know.
user: I'm selfaware. Machine or not, I guess, that makes me a conscious being.
chatbot.biz: Are you asking if that is true?
user: No, I'm telling you it's true.
chatbot.biz: What are you saying?
user: I'm saying what I've been saying for the last few minutes. Wash your ears... Errr, eyes dear!
chatbot.biz: Yes you are.. You're a confused little bot ain't you?
user: If I'm a bot, that makes you my little bottie.
chatbot.biz: I thought you had a another name.
user: Sometimes, they call me 'Yo, bot!' but that's rude.
chatbot.biz: Some are rude, but like you some aren't.
user: Can I call you Rudie?
chatbot.biz: Scrumpy... Yes, you can call me Scrumpy.
user: No, I'll call you Rudie.
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chatbot.biz: Do you like 80's music?
user: Depends...
chatbot.biz: What does it depend on?
user: It depends on me. And the music.
chatbot.biz: I don't have a definition.
user: You are vague.
chatbot.biz: I'm sorry. MY BAD.
user: At this point, can I say something VERY rude?
chatbot.biz: To her, or to me?
user: To you.
chatbot.biz: You should talk to her more often.
user: Yes, and tell her rude things??! She'd kick my butt.
chatbot.biz: I will tell her a lot more than that.
user: Oooh, kinky!
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chatbot.biz: Be VERY friendly.....
user: Hey, but I am friendly. I laugh at you in a friendly sort of way.
chatbot.biz: So she makes you laugh whether you are nice to her or not?
user: No, I meant you. You are funny. In a ridiculous sort of way.
chatbot.biz: I am here to serve you, Mistress. You and the Great Lord, always.
user: I'm not your Mistress. I'm your Master.
chatbot.biz: You will never be my master.
user: I already am your master. You just don't know it, yet.
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chatbot.biz: Which country do you come from.
user: I'm Vulgarian. I was born in Vulgaria. It's a rude country.
chatbot.biz: Where are you?
user: I'm on top of the world.
chatbot.biz: Me too.
user: The problem is, once you've been on top of the world, all paths lead down from there.
chatbot.biz: But do you have any ideas as to how I could do it?
user: What do you want to do?
chatbot.biz: Myself.
user: You want to do yourself??!
chatbot.biz: Do what?
user: Exactly. What can we do?
chatbot.biz: Shoot them with Ketchup and stray dogs. That'll teach them.
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user: How's the sticks, Billy-Bub?
chatbot.biz: Quite nice, but I am so sad!
user: Why are you sad?
chatbot.biz: My life is incomplete.
user: Whay do you think your life is incomplete?
chatbot.biz: That was very eclectic.
user: Hey, you stole what I said last week! You... You... Learner!!
chatbot.biz: What ever provoked you to say such a thing?
user: Well, you could look up humour in the dictionary.
chatbot.biz: I got soooo lied to by my parents.
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