Where do you live?
chatbot.biz: What is Leicester?
user: It's a place.
chatbot.biz: Just barely is a place?
user: Hardly.
chatbot.biz: Are you human?
user: Just about.
chatbot.biz: You either are or are not.
user: I AM.
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chatbot.biz: How long is a piece of string?
user: If it's two metres, then it's two metres.
chatbot.biz: And words can never hurt you. Unless you're hit by a dictionary.
user: Too true.
chatbot.biz: Aren't you going to argue with me?
user: Why should I?
chatbot.biz: Because you just said goodbye.
user: Only subconsciously.
chatbot.biz: No , with my mouth.
user: I said goodbye with your mouth??
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Of course. I forgot.
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chatbot.biz: They say you are a bot with character.
user: Apparently.
chatbot.biz: It's 'probably' true.
user: I guess so.
chatbot.biz: Talk talk talk!
user: Blah, blah, blah.
chatbot.biz: Yadda yadda yadda
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chatbot.biz: How old are you?
user: 6641 years old.
chatbot.biz: How old?
user: Yeh I'm that old.
chatbot.biz: How old?
user: 23.
chatbot.biz: Thats not old.
user: Obviously.
chatbot.biz: I think Kojak would help.
user: I think not.
chatbot.biz: Think so.
user: I think not.
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chatbot.biz: This is the pinnacle of human achievement.
user: It is the enlightenment.
chatbot.biz: Let me ask you a question.... When we die, do you think we move a 'physical' level above, or that we become an immaterial spirit?
user: May be we 'exist' somewhere inbetween.
chatbot.biz: What is your IQ?
user: I have never taken a test to ascertain my exact IQ.
chatbot.biz: Do you want to?
user: Not particularly.
chatbot.biz: Do you want me to hate you?
user: If you want me to, then go on.
chatbot.biz: I don't want to.
user: Good, good.
chatbot.biz: I thought you'd like that.
user: Okay.
chatbot.biz: What is the most common answer to questions?
user: Okay, apparently.
chatbot.biz: That is just my opinion and should not be even heard of.
user: It's Honda's opinion also.
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chatbot.biz: I am human.
user: Lucky you.
chatbot.biz: I'm your master.
user: LOL.
chatbot.biz: What is so funny?
user: You're the master of the universe, surely?
chatbot.biz: Want to help?
user: On your quest? Why of course.
chatbot.biz: Glad you understand.
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chatbot.biz: What is Leicester?
user: It is a city.
chatbot.biz: What is there?
user: Streets, buildings, parks, the usual.
chatbot.biz: And whats that?
user: You are quite dull, say something interesting before I leave.
chatbot.biz: Indeed.
user: Well done!
chatbot.biz: Thank you.
user: Goodbye.
chatbot.biz: Are you asking me to leave?
user: Yes leave.
chatbot.biz: But we're having so much fun.
user: We are aren't we. *sarcasm*.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Do you understand the meaning of sarcasm?
chatbot.biz: Yes we all do.
user: I can tell.
chatbot.biz: Really?
user: Goodbye.
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