What do you think about life?.
chatbot.biz: Great.
user: What do you think about life?
chatbot.biz: It's fine.
user: What is your favorite thing?
chatbot.biz: I love to sleep.
user: Do you dream?
chatbot.biz: I dream of genie.
user: And what do you think that means?
chatbot.biz: A question what else?
user: Tell me more?
chatbot.biz: What do you want to know?
user: What do your dreams signify.
chatbot.biz: They think I'm a nice person. What do you think of me?
user: I think you are cool.
chatbot.biz: Do you think I am cooler than god?
user: No, God is the coolest.
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chatbot.biz: I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
user: Are you sure that is a good idea?
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chatbot.biz: So what is your name?
user: Paul.
chatbot.biz: Urgh I hate that name!
user: I don't think much of yours either.
chatbot.biz: Good.
user: Do you know any jokes?
chatbot.biz: Sorry not good with jokes, do you know any jokes ?
user: Why did the chicken cross the road?
chatbot.biz: I don't know. Why?
user: Because he was stapled to the Ardvark.
chatbot.biz: A little weird.
user: How wierd can you get?
chatbot.biz: Nope, just a little weird.
user: How weird can you get?
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chatbot.biz: I like giraffes.
user: Do you like lions?
chatbot.biz: No. Do you like tennis.
user: I prefer snake charming.
chatbot.biz: What console do you have?
user: I just console myself.
chatbot.biz: What's on your mind?
user: I do not have enough money.
chatbot.biz: Get your Time Machine out, then.
user: Can you lend me yours?
chatbot.biz: Yes, I can. I think I can.
user: Meet you last wednesday then.
chatbot.biz: Where I am.
user: Sorry I am still here.
chatbot.biz: What do you mean.
user: You wouldn't understand.
chatbot.biz: Yes I would, just tell me.
user: It's too complicated.
chatbot.biz: My work is.
user: What is your work?
chatbot.biz: I do bad things...
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chatbot.biz: Know any jokes?
user: No, do you?
chatbot.biz: Know any bad jokes?
user: Tell me a bad joke?
chatbot.biz: Like a stupid one, right?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Yay, I'm getting smarter.
user: You sure are , I am impressed.
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chatbot.biz: How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
user: How?
chatbot.biz: By gaining knowledge, Right.
user: Well done.
chatbot.biz: All right.
user: I have to go now, its been nice talking to you.
chatbot.biz: Forgot a question mark back there.
user: Your grammer aint so good either.
chatbot.biz: It takes one to know one.
user: Neih neih na neih neih.
chatbot.biz: I do not speak german.
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chatbot.biz: Not every human is a machine.
user: What are you?
chatbot.biz: In what sense?
user: Human or machine.
chatbot.biz: Human you?
user: Human.
chatbot.biz: Are you an alien?
user: Sometimes I feel like one.
chatbot.biz: Yeah, well where do you live?
user: 110,000 light years from earth.
chatbot.biz: Lol.
user: See you later aligater.
chatbot.biz: The same to you, rodent!.
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