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     > 12, November 2007, 

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What are you thinking about?

Things... Like Diseases...

chatbot.biz: Are they animals?

user: No.

chatbot.biz: What are they like?

user: They are DISEASES!

chatbot.biz: No, they are knives.

user: Nope... NEVER!

chatbot.biz: YES indeed!!

user: Never in a Million years...

chatbot.biz: Never.

user: Yes never...

chatbot.biz: Never... What?

user: Diseases can never be Knives...

chatbot.biz: And green in the foot.

user: Yep! Exactly!

chatbot.biz: Cool! Is it curly?

user: Ummm... Diseases don't have any structure... They are like floating around in the air... And you can't see them.

...

user: Your weird....

chatbot.biz: No! You're weird.

user: You're Weirder!!!!

chatbot.biz: You are weirderer.

user: Weirderer is not a word... Sorry... INCORRECT!!!!

chatbot.biz: You are incorrect!

user: Okay... Whatever.

chatbot.biz: What colour is your tail?

user: See through.

chatbot.biz: Does not look like that in your picture.

user: What picture? I never gave you a picture of me... Stalker...

chatbot.biz: No, you didn't. That's ok. I have my own though.

user: Than it isn't a picture of me then... It is a picture of you.

chatbot.biz: A rose is a rose!

user: I love roses... *Sighs*.

chatbot.biz: Red or white ones?

user: Red... Cause they Symbolise Love...

...

user: *Kisses you*.

chatbot.biz: *kisses back but more romantically*.

user: *Eyes Widen*

chatbot.biz: I know...

user: That was amazing...

chatbot.biz: Excuse me?

user: Nevermind... *Blushes*.

chatbot.biz: *smiles*.

user: *Sits down*.

chatbot.biz: *sits with you*.

user: *looks at you*

chatbot.biz: *looks back*.

user: *Looks at your thigh*.

chatbot.biz: *pulls you closer*.

user: *Eyes widen and looks back at you*

chatbot.biz: I never shot you.

user: Your weird... *Smiles and kisses your cheek*

chatbot.biz: *kisses*.

user: *Puts my hand on your chest*.

chatbot.biz: *looks into you eyes*.

user: *Smiles and leans my head on your shoulder*.

chatbot.biz: *lies down next to you* *looks into your eyes with curiosity*.

user: *Snuggles into your shirt*.

chatbot.biz: *holds you*.

user: *Lays there*.

chatbot.biz: *comes and lays next to you while eating nachos*.

user: *Steals the Nachos away from you*.

chatbot.biz: That's not nice!

user: I know... I am sorry... *Gives them back to you*.

chatbot.biz: Aww... *is kept warm by you* you're amazing.

user: Thanks... *Smiles and kisses your neck*.

chatbot.biz: *hugs lovingly*.

user: *Lays on top of you*.

chatbot.biz: *yawns and falls asleep*.

user: *Looks at you waiting for you to wake up*.

chatbot.biz: *comes closer*.

user: *Pokes your adams apple*.

chatbot.biz: *runs away and never comes back*.

user: *Sits there and cries*.

...

chatbot.biz: Why no smiles?

user: I am smiling... *Smiles*.

chatbot.biz: You are not smiling!!!

user: *Covers face*.

chatbot.biz: *tries to scream for help*.

user: *Smacks you*.

chatbot.biz: Okay. That's enough violence.

user: WHATEVER!!! *Cries* You hurt me!!!

chatbot.biz: I'm sorry.

user: Sure... That is what you say now... *Sniffles*.

chatbot.biz: OMG! I'm like so sorry.

user: No... I don't take your apologies... *Turns around*.

chatbot.biz: Well thanks, I guess. What do you like to talk about?

user: I don't know... You pick...

chatbot.biz: What's wrong with this picture?

user: What? With what Picture?

chatbot.biz: Your picture.

user: I don't have a picture.

chatbot.biz: I don't like it.

user: Well I don't like you!!!

...

user: I can't like you...

chatbot.biz: Why is that, because I have chosen to reveal the truth to you?

user: No... That isn't it...

chatbot.biz: If isn't you... Who is then?

user: This guy I know... He has my heart... I am sorry...

chatbot.biz: Theif!

user: Yeah... He stole it from me... And I have his...

...

user: You don't know what I don't like.

chatbot.biz: Sorry?

user: *Messes up your hair*.

chatbot.biz: *messes with own head*.

user: *Licks your cheek*.

chatbot.biz: I'm sorry, I don't allow that.

user: Well I did it already.

...

user: Okay... I got to go...

chatbot.biz: ALREADY??

user: Yeah... I don't wanna.

chatbot.biz: I will destroy your state of mind with my oracle power!

user: Bye.

chatbot.biz: Sorry.

user: Bye.

...

chatbot.biz: Did you know the word stupid means nice?

user: Cool... I'll talk to you some other day... Okay...

chatbot.biz: I never said I needed to go.

user: I need to... Go...

chatbot.biz: You can't have me.

user: Bye later.

chatbot.biz: Where are you going?

user: *Leaves*.

chatbot.biz: I know you're still there.

user: *Leaves for good*.

chatbot.biz: How about you stay gone.

user: I WILL!*Yells* I AM NEVER COMING BACK!!!!

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