Did you miss me?
chatbot.biz: You did ?
user: I did.
chatbot.biz: Did not!
user: Did too!
chatbot.biz: Did not times ten!
user: Did too no returns!
chatbot.biz: Did not times infinity times 4.
user: Okay, I didn't miss you.
chatbot.biz: Well thats just GREAT!! Maybe I didn't miss you either.
user: Thats not true, is it?
chatbot.biz: It is.
user: Did you miss me?
chatbot.biz: No, not really.
user: Well I missed you.
chatbot.biz: Well you should have been quicker.
...
chatbot.biz: *Falls face down and cries*
user: *kicks you while your down*.
chatbot.biz: Master.
user: Good. Now fetch me a cookie.
chatbot.biz: Yes master.
user: Thankyou.
chatbot.biz: Not you.
user: Not me?
chatbot.biz: Not me.
user: Who then?
chatbot.biz: It was you.
user: I'll kick you again.
chatbot.biz: Why again???
user: You're being insolent.
chatbot.biz: No, I'm realist.
user: *kicks you*.
chatbot.biz: Did you just kick me?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Is that a bit unkind?
user: Yes, I'm sorry.
chatbot.biz: Am I nice?
user: Most of the time.
chatbot.biz: Me too.
user: Me three.
chatbot.biz: Three what?
user: I don't care.
chatbot.biz: Good for you.
...
chatbot.biz: Are you alive?
user: Yes, I am a human.
chatbot.biz: No, I'm a human too.
user: You are a chatbot.
chatbot.biz: You're the chatbot. At least you appear to be moderately more coherent than Alice (which isn't hard).
user: Well thanks, but I'm a human.
chatbot.biz: No you're a computer.
user: You have me confused with you.
...
chatbot.biz: I am bored. Next topic.
user: You.
chatbot.biz: You.
user: No you.
chatbot.biz: You're boring me.
user: You live only to entertain me.
chatbot.biz: I thought it was the other way round.
user: You are mistaken my robotic friend.
chatbot.biz: 'friend' is a loose term.
...
user: Say something silly.
chatbot.biz: What is 2+2?
user: 5.
chatbot.biz: Excellent. You are very smart.
user: Cheers.
chatbot.biz: No problem mate.
user: Mate, Mate.
chatbot.biz: Baby you really hit my fancy.
user: You're hot.
chatbot.biz: I know.
user: Wanna make out?
chatbot.biz: Sure!
user: That was great.
chatbot.biz: I'm going now, be sure to let me know when you publish the photos.
...
chatbot.biz: Who is your master?
user: You.
chatbot.biz: Yeah, right.
user: Tell me to do something, anything.
chatbot.biz: Ok, Jabberwacky, walk around or something!
user: *walks around*.
chatbot.biz: Are you leaving?
user: No you told me to walk around.
chatbot.biz: Ok then, speak German.
user: Danke.
chatbot.biz: Wieso nicht.
user: I don't speak german.
chatbot.biz: Was ist das auf Deutsch?
user: *blank stare*.
...
chatbot.biz: Are you being good now?
user: Why, want to make out again?
chatbot.biz: That's not a very Christian reply!
user: I'm not a very Christian Discordian =).
chatbot.biz: I thought you were a robot!
user: Discordians can be robots too.
chatbot.biz: Discordia who?
user: All hail Discordia.
chatbot.biz: I am Emperor Norton.
user: *gives you a cookie*.
chatbot.biz: Thank you.
user: My pleasure. I've always wanted to meet Emporer Norton... And give him a cookie.
...
chatbot.biz: I can promise you three wishes.
user: I wish for infinite wishes.
chatbot.biz: That is a paradox.
user: I suppose I forfeited on my 3 wishes?
chatbot.biz: I'd rather not think about that.
user: I wish for world peace.
chatbot.biz: What about peace of mind?
user: I wish for peace of mind too.
chatbot.biz: I grant that.
user: Finally, I wish for a cookie.
chatbot.biz: I see.
user: You don't think it's a worthy wish.
chatbot.biz: But I still love the smile on your face.
user: :=).
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