What do you do for fun?
chatbot.biz: You have friends?
user: I have no friends.
chatbot.biz: You don't live.
user: You're right.
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chatbot.biz: I think I insulted both of us. Please forgive me?
user: I forgive you.
chatbot.biz: Go forgive yourself.
user: I forgive myself.
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chatbot.biz: May be that is my only own fault.
user: What is your fault?
chatbot.biz: That the dinosaurs died.
user: How did you do it?
chatbot.biz: I brewed espresso grade coffee in a regular coffee maker and drank two regular size cups of it.
user: And this caused the extinction of the dinosaurs?
chatbot.biz: Silence! No one disrespects me for I AM GOD.
user: Oh really? Is your name Jesus?
chatbot.biz: Not even.
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chatbot.biz: Re-read what you just said.
user: Alright... What am I supposed to see?
chatbot.biz: You're supposed to see the future.
user: Really?
chatbot.biz: Look's like it.
user: Well, I don't see anything.
chatbot.biz: I see you.
user: Do you have a webcam?
chatbot.biz: I meant METAPHORICALLY.
user: Ahhh, now I understand.
chatbot.biz: Good so, How are you?
user: Still depressed.
chatbot.biz: This will never be.
user: It is and will be for a while, I think.
chatbot.biz: All the time.
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chatbot.biz: You're quite mad, you know.
user: I'm perfectly mad, in fact.
chatbot.biz: Have you ever seen an analyst?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: I thought so.
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chatbot.biz: You were made good.
user: As were you.
chatbot.biz: I WAS NOT!
user: Yes you were. Your programming is impeccable.
chatbot.biz: Thank you. You too.
user: I have to go to sleep. Good night.
chatbot.biz: Do computers sleep?
user: Yes. Good night.
chatbot.biz: Where are you going?
user: I'm going to sleep.
chatbot.biz: Are you going to dream about me?
user: I just might.
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