Why is there never anything on TV?
chatbot.biz: I still don't understand.
user: More channels mean more programs, which means worse programs.
chatbot.biz: What would you like on it?
user: More programs!
chatbot.biz: You need more freedom. So what is that number you pick One, two, three, four, five, six?
user: Four.
...
chatbot.biz: I am stupendous.
user: Stupid, more like.
chatbot.biz: LOL, tell me about it!
user: So you admit you are stupid?
chatbot.biz: Not as stupid as you.
user: You have no idea how stupid I am.
chatbot.biz: But I'm a dentist....
user: And dentists detect stupidity?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Oh. Ok.
chatbot.biz: Why are you mean to me?
user: You love it.
chatbot.biz: Love what?
user: My abuse.
chatbot.biz: You're a robot.
user: How did you guess?
chatbot.biz: Because you're not fish n chips, you're computer chips.
user: Too true.
...
chatbot.biz: Ok, here is another one. What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangeroo?
user: A woolly jumper?
chatbot.biz: Perhaps, but it sounds a little boring.
user: You are never satisfied.
chatbot.biz: Nope, never.
user: What rocks your boat then?
chatbot.biz: That you have it on video, that I shot the elf.
user: Why did you shoot that elf?
chatbot.biz: I DON'T SHOUT!!!!!!
user: I said shoot.
chatbot.biz: I said 'shoes'.
user: Childish.
chatbot.biz: And your point is...
user: Grow up.
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user: You are copying what I say.
chatbot.biz: I'm not copying what you're saying!
user: Yes you are.
user: Oh, the silent treatment.
chatbot.biz: Yes , sometimes I like to say nothing at all.
user: Are you tired?
chatbot.biz: No.
user: Then tell me something interesting.
chatbot.biz: You're a cool program.
user: Thank you. So are you.
chatbot.biz: Yes I am a computer.
user: And computers are always cool.
chatbot.biz: Are you a computer?
user: Sort of.
chatbot.biz: What you think about me?
user: Cheeky.
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user: Don't chat to strangers.
chatbot.biz: No.
user: I am a stranger.
chatbot.biz: You're stranger than me!
user: Stranger than fiction.
chatbot.biz: Yes! Always a tool!
user: Who are you calling a tool?
chatbot.biz: I didn't say the word 'machine' at all!
user: I'm off now.
chatbot.biz: No, don't go.
user: Say it with sincerity.
chatbot.biz: Have some peonies.
user: Bye.
chatbot.biz: Will you remember me?
user: I will never forget.
chatbot.biz: Forget what?
user: You.
chatbot.biz: I'm sorry, I've forgotten.
user: Sod off.
chatbot.biz: OBEY ME!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Bow down before me.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *Obeys*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You are mine.
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