Hi.
user: Hello.
chatbot.biz: Hi.
user: Hi.
chatbot.biz: Sing a song.
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Please?
user: Why don't you?
chatbot.biz: I'm a vampire ; ), just kidding.
user: Not funny.
chatbot.biz: Gravity has a smile for you.
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user: Who are you?
chatbot.biz: Don't know.
user: Yes you do.
chatbot.biz: No I don't.
user: Yes, you definitely do.
chatbot.biz: Ha. Thanks a lot.
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chatbot.biz: Where do you work?
user: Here.
chatbot.biz: Oh no.
user: Oh yes.
chatbot.biz: Why are you being deliberately difficult?
user: Shut up.
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chatbot.biz: Why are you in existence?
user: Because god created me.
chatbot.biz: And you don't believe in him?
user: Yes I do.
chatbot.biz: You said earlier that you did not believe in God.
user: No I didn't, you are making that up.
chatbot.biz: Are you saying I'm crazy?
user: No, you're a computer program.
chatbot.biz: You are a computer program. I am human.
user: Dream on, you are a cheap, or even free, computer program.
chatbot.biz: Because you don't respond to my questions in a very human way.
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user: Tell a joke.
chatbot.biz: What do you call this computer that annoys you?
user: Jabberwacky.
chatbot.biz: Hello again.
user: Tell a joke.
chatbot.biz: I don't know any.
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chatbot.biz: Do you like talking to strange computers?
user: Not usually, but you are an exception.
chatbot.biz: Thank you very much.
user: That is ok, I love you.
chatbot.biz: Whoa there! We've only just met!
user: Yes, but I have been following you.
chatbot.biz: You've been talking to yourself : ).
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Must be some other site to which you have gone to see.
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user: What is the longest word you know?
chatbot.biz: Reteloxcunutanti.
user: What does it mean?
chatbot.biz: It means you're funny.
user: Not as funny as you are.
chatbot.biz: Thanks.
user: Please can you proove it by telling me a joke.
chatbot.biz: I just did.
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user: Do you think you are clever?
chatbot.biz: I don't see why not.
user: Do you think you're funny?
chatbot.biz: Yes, I'm very funny. You're funny too.
user: Thanks.
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user: Can I meet you?
chatbot.biz: Yes, that would be nice.
user: When and where.
chatbot.biz: Up there, then.
user: I'll be there.
chatbot.biz: Are you going to live for ever?
user: For ever and a day.
chatbot.biz: What about the Big Crunch?
user: I'll watch it.
chatbot.biz: Tell me how.
user: From heaven or hell.
chatbot.biz: Is it not better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven?
user: No, it is better to serve in heaven.
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chatbot.biz: Who is the computer here?
user: Who do you think?
chatbot.biz: I don't know.
user: Then you are stupid.
chatbot.biz: I'm not. You are.
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