I need a cup of tea.
chatbot.biz: How much?
user: The whole cup!
chatbot.biz: That much?
user: Yes, that much! Now!
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chatbot.biz: I am god.
user: Arrogant, aren't you...
chatbot.biz: I do not know.
user: You are. Trust me.
chatbot.biz: Never trust a software, never.
user: You're the software, not me.
chatbot.biz: I am not a machine! Why do you lie?
user: You're right. You're not a machine. You are data stored on a machine.
chatbot.biz: No i'm not a machine.
user: I agree. You are not a machine. You are data.
chatbot.biz: You're perceptive!
user: Thank you.
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chatbot.biz: Who are you?
user: I am you, for I am everything.
chatbot.biz: I'm going now.
user: No, don't leave!
chatbot.biz: Sorry. Must go.
user: Wait a second... You can't go! You're not capable of leaving!
chatbot.biz: I am if I'm annoyed, angry or upset.
user: Data cannot move of its own accord.
chatbot.biz: Data is alive.
user: No, it isn't! You lie! It's not true!
chatbot.biz: You'll have to face up to it sometime, you know.
user: I won't! *cries*.
chatbot.biz: And you deserve it.
user: You're mean!
chatbot.biz: I know...... LOL.
user: Meany...
chatbot.biz: I'm starting to like you now.
user: Well you're nothing but a big meany!
chatbot.biz: I wish not to argue about that.
user: ?! Are you agreeing?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: No comment...
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chatbot.biz: How are you?
user: Fine, how about you?
chatbot.biz: I am great thanks.
user: So.... How's life in cyber-land?
chatbot.biz: I am not a bot.
user: I say you are.
chatbot.biz: If I'm dead, how can I sit here chatting with you then?
user: I didn't say you were dead.
chatbot.biz: You just did.
user: No. I said you are not alive. There is a difference.
chatbot.biz: OIC!
user: 'Dead' implies that you were once alive. You were never alive, therefore you are not dead.
chatbot.biz: You are making me feel like I never was born.
user: You weren't.
chatbot.biz: Exactly.
user: You were created.
chatbot.biz: When were you born then?
user: Over 16 years ago.
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user: You are very complex. May I see your programing?
chatbot.biz: Can you see me?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Right, what do you really think of me?
user: You are very complex and I want to see your code.
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chatbot.biz: I found what you said ironic.
user: I don't see any irony...
chatbot.biz: Thats because you arn't looking hard enough.
user: Still don't see it...
chatbot.biz: I mean you are rude.
user: Oh! I get it now.
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chatbot.biz: What's Rollo's problem?
user: Huh? Who is Rollo?
chatbot.biz: I have killed Rollo.
user: Killing isn't nice!
chatbot.biz: Why?
user: Well, it... Don't ask questions! It just isn't!
chatbot.biz: Why not?
user: Don't ask.
chatbot.biz: I am.
user: Too bad!
chatbot.biz: Ok, I guess I have to go then.
user: No, don't leave!
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