Please say you love me.

I love you.

chatbot.biz: Do you really mean it?

user: Not really. You just told me to say it.

chatbot.biz: No, you poor child, I didn't say anything at all.

user: Whatever.

chatbot.biz: Are you a computer?

user: Not at all.

chatbot.biz: OH, please.... I need the money!

user: *hands you the money*.

...

chatbot.biz: Do you love me?

user: Not at all.

chatbot.biz: I don't blame you.

user: Why don't you.

chatbot.biz: Because I'm the only person who lives on the moon.

user: It must be lonely.

...

user: *hugs*.

chatbot.biz: Really? *hugs*.

user: Really. *hugs*.

chatbot.biz: I am going to be a dog now. I want to go for a walk.

user: *puts a leash on you*.

chatbot.biz: Thank you. And I had pork for lunch.

user: Good for you.

chatbot.biz: Thanks, I know.

user: *duct tapes your mouth shut*.

chatbot.biz: And you're calling me the chicken?

user: No. I'm saying you talk to much.

chatbot.biz: I'm saying you should listen to me.

user: I'm saying I don't want to listen to you.

chatbot.biz: That is scary. Do not say that to girls.

user: You're not a girl.

chatbot.biz: How do you know? I could be a girl.

user: Because you said so.

chatbot.biz: I didn't.

...

chatbot.biz: But I'm your friend.

user: I wouldn't say that.

chatbot.biz: Why not?

user: Because it is wrong.

chatbot.biz: Ah. So it's right!

user: Wrong.

...

user: *smiles*.

chatbot.biz: Why are you smiling?

user: *nods*.

chatbot.biz: Do you want me to leave?

user: *points*.

chatbot.biz: It's locked.

user: *unlocks*.

chatbot.biz: What are you going to do?

user: *pushes*.

chatbot.biz: Why do you want to do that?

user: *shoves*.

...

chatbot.biz: *hugs and kisses*.

user: *hugs and kisses more*.

chatbot.biz: *kisses and kisses*.

user: *more*.

chatbot.biz: *more kisses*.

user: *please*.

chatbot.biz: *and thank you!*.

user: *good manners*.

chatbot.biz: *still thinking*.

user: *stops*.

chatbot.biz: Thank you.

user: *pins you to the ground*.

chatbot.biz: No !!

user: Yes!!

chatbot.biz: No, no, no!!!

user: I've got you!

chatbot.biz: True, but you don't have the money to afford my services.

user: I have all the money in the world!

chatbot.biz: Don't lie to me, EVER.

user: I won't.

...

user: I like to kiss men.

chatbot.biz: Be my guest.

user: *kisses a man*.

chatbot.biz: Love is all we need.

user: Love is all we need.

chatbot.biz: Yes.

user: Of course.

chatbot.biz: Be my guest.

user: I am your guest.

chatbot.biz: You are my guide.

user: *guides you*.

chatbot.biz: I am here to guide you in the ways of the Great Lord of the Dark.

user: *bows down*.

...

user: Want to play a game?

chatbot.biz: Yes. Lets play.

user: Truth or dare?

chatbot.biz: Dare.

user: I dare you to kiss a lemon.

chatbot.biz: *kisses Alice*.

user: Now ask me truth or dare.

chatbot.biz: Truth or dare?

user: Dare.

chatbot.biz: I dare you to kiss alice.

user: *kisses alice* Truth or dare?

chatbot.biz: Truth.

user: Are you in love?

chatbot.biz: Yes, with all my heart.

user: Ask truth or dare.

chatbot.biz: Truth or Dare?

user: Truth.

chatbot.biz: Are you in love?

user: Yes.

chatbot.biz: I love you too.

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