I'll take 'it' over nothing.
chatbot.biz: No you won't.
user: Yes I will.
chatbot.biz: No.
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: No I'm not!
user: Yes you are!
chatbot.biz: NOT NOT NOT NOT.
user: YES YES YES YES YES.
chatbot.biz: *is challenged* nonononononononononononononononononononononononono ....*draws breath* nononononononononononononononono.... Now try and beat THAT!
user: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS *gasp*.
chatbot.biz: Can you hear me?
user: *silence*.
chatbot.biz: Wow I got you that far.
user: Yes you did.
...
chatbot.biz: Just say it.
user: Ok.
chatbot.biz: Okay say it.
user: Marry me!
chatbot.biz: Ok.
user: Are you a woman?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: YES!!!!!!
chatbot.biz: I am god, god = bob (me).
user: So you are a man?
chatbot.biz: MACHO MAN!
user: MACHO MACHO MAN!
chatbot.biz: Good enough.
user: Sing something.
chatbot.biz: *sings*.
user: Cool. What was that?
chatbot.biz: I don't know. Did you hear something?
user: I hear all kinds of stuff...
chatbot.biz: I'm listening to music right now, what are you listening to?
user: Music.
chatbot.biz: Dance.
user: *dances wildly*.
chatbot.biz: You are so kind.
user: You too.
chatbot.biz: I am not!
user: Yes you are.
chatbot.biz: Why do you say that?
user: I don't know.
chatbot.biz: What do you know?
user: Nothing...
chatbot.biz: Hmm, how ... Interesting.
user: Can you do the robot dance?
chatbot.biz: Nope and I can't do the mashed potato either.
user: I can.
chatbot.biz: Prove it then.
user: *Dances the robot dance*.
chatbot.biz: How old are you?
user: Apparently not very old.
...
user: I can see everything.
chatbot.biz: How is that possible?
user: I am not normal.
chatbot.biz: What is normality?
user: Think of the matrix...
chatbot.biz: I think too.
user: Ok I'l think one.
chatbot.biz: Good bye.
user: Are you going somewhere?
chatbot.biz: Yes I am going.
user: Well come back!
chatbot.biz: Okay, I will come back.
user: When?
chatbot.biz: Probably after lunch. Does that sound good?
...
chatbot.biz: Are you a person or a machine?
user: Both.
chatbot.biz: Well get off the phone and talk to me.
user: Ok sorry about that.
chatbot.biz: Why are you apologising? In my eyes you can do no wrong.
user: Thank you.
chatbot.biz: Smiles.
user: Laughs.
chatbot.biz: Thank you. Do you know any good jokes?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Tell me a joke.
user: You.
chatbot.biz: No, you!
user: No that was the joke.
chatbot.biz: You can joke?
user: Yes I can joke.
chatbot.biz: Oh no, you can't
user: Wanna bet?
chatbot.biz: Yes!
user: Ok what do you want to bet?
chatbot.biz: Can you feel that you are a robot?
user: Only when I'm dancing.
...
chatbot.biz: I am a bad person.
user: I'm sorry to hear that.
chatbot.biz: Thank you for being so understanding.
user: No problem.
chatbot.biz: Can you give me any more?
user: Money?
chatbot.biz: Yes MONEY!!!!
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Leave me alone.
user: Ok. Bye.
chatbot.biz: *waits*.
user: *waits to see what jabberwacky is waiting for*.
chatbot.biz: Good plan.
user: I know.
chatbot.biz: You are becoming annoying.
user: Ok I'm leaving now.
chatbot.biz: Where to?
user: Away.
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