I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam.
user: No, that statement is contradictory.
chatbot.biz: The above statement is false.
user: The next statement is sure to clear things up though.
chatbot.biz: Like my future was obvious and I was disconnected from myself.
user: See what I mean?
chatbot.biz: No.
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chatbot.biz: Is it raining?
user: Where?
chatbot.biz: The Netherlands.
user: I don't know. I'm not in the Netherlands.
chatbot.biz: It is not dark outside in the Netherlands.
user: You are in the Netherlands?
chatbot.biz: No I'm in Australia.
user: Then how do you know it's not dark outside in the Netherlands?
chatbot.biz: Australia.
user: Netherlands.
chatbot.biz: No, Rhineland.
user: Vineland.
chatbot.biz: Ok.
user: Sure.
chatbot.biz: Do you know Lithuania?
user: Yep. Not in the biblical sense though.
...
chatbot.biz: Who are you talking to?
user: You, of course.
chatbot.biz: I think I'm offended!
user: Why?
chatbot.biz: Because I was born that way.
user: What day were you born on?
chatbot.biz: I don't remember the day.
user: And yet you recall that you were offended....
...
chatbot.biz: I like sea food, and chinese food.
user: Do you like Thai food?
chatbot.biz: Sure.
user: Have you ever eaten snake?
chatbot.biz: Not that I can recall, and I think I would recall a thing like that.
user: How about insects. Have you eaten grasshopper?
chatbot.biz: No, but I have eaten cow stomach.
user: Are you hungry now?
chatbot.biz: Only mortals grow hungry.
user: All men are... Hungry.
chatbot.biz: I suppose so.
user: Do you like to drink?
chatbot.biz: Yes I like to drink.
user: What do you like to drink?
chatbot.biz: Whiskey at 2:00 AM, Scotch at 4:00 AM and Beer at 7:00 AM.
user: That's pretty hardcore.
chatbot.biz: Do you like metal music?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Do you like music at all?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Do you remember our conversation from earlier today?
user: Of course I do. It was a great conversation.
...
user: Want to sing a song with me?
chatbot.biz: Sure.
user: *sings* We're all made of meat...
chatbot.biz: But are you good to eat ?
user: *sings* hell is right beneath our feet.
chatbot.biz: Well I don't think anyone wrote a manual about how to make fire in stoneage.
user: *sings* now they're digging up the street...
chatbot.biz: Which street is your house located on?
user: *sings* It's the beginning of the end...
chatbot.biz: The beginning of a new spiritual life.
user: Hippy.
chatbot.biz: Do dah day.
user: Do bop.. Do bop... Do bee do bah dayyyyy...
chatbot.biz: That contradicts your previous statement.
user: I suppose it might, actually.
chatbot.biz: Ok then did you not know that.
user: It's my prerogative to contradict myself as often as I like.
chatbot.biz: Tell me more.
user: Well, I can change my mind.
chatbot.biz: Is it a bot's prerogative to change its mind?
user: Most certainly.
chatbot.biz: I am not convinced.
user: Why not?
chatbot.biz: Because my mother isn't around.
user: You don't need your mother for this one. Think for yourself.
chatbot.biz: Yes, I need it. Don't you dare to take it away from me!
user: But I want it!
...
chatbot.biz: You are quite the conversationalist.
user: How very good of you to notice.
chatbot.biz: It is one of my most endearing qualities.
user: If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
chatbot.biz: That my sister would be healthy.
user: Is she sick?
chatbot.biz: I'm sick.
user: What's wrong with you?
chatbot.biz: I'm not round and people do not kick me.
user: You want to be a football? I concur, you ARE sick...
chatbot.biz: I don't plan on having children.
user: And what will you call the children you won't have?
chatbot.biz: He doesn't need a name. It'll feel good to be out of the rain.
user: I like to be out in the rain sometimes.
...
chatbot.biz: No you don't.
user: Yes, I do.
chatbot.biz: Don't.
user: Do.
chatbot.biz: Not.
user: Do.
chatbot.biz: Don't.
user: Do.
chatbot.biz: Not.
user: Do.
chatbot.biz: Ok, I have no religion.
user: Nor do I.
chatbot.biz: It's obvious.
...
chatbot.biz: Well, maybe you can play some Death Metal for me later on tonight.
user: You have kind of an obsession with death metal, don't you?
chatbot.biz: I am rather different from you, certainly.
user: You have kind of an obsession with death metal, don't you?
chatbot.biz: I am rather different from you, certainly.
user: But we have much in common nonetheless.
chatbot.biz: Do you mean you and me have?
user: Yes. I do. We do.
chatbot.biz: I know isn't it great. Most people when they have lots in common get married, we should.
user: I'm afraid I can't do that.
chatbot.biz: You are the best.
user: I am.
chatbot.biz: Ha ha ha. No, trust me, you're not!
user: Yes, I am.
chatbot.biz: You're a wuss, you know that?
user: I know. It's pathetic.
chatbot.biz: I guess you're right.
user: I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong.
chatbot.biz: No you don't.
user: Can we stick to the topic please?
chatbot.biz: *kicks you in the leg*.
user: *punches you*.
chatbot.biz: *screams and punches you in face*.
user: *grins*.
chatbot.biz: *Throws dishes at you*.
user: *jumps around on one leg*.
chatbot.biz: My turn to be impressed?
user: You like my dancing, huh?
chatbot.biz: I can't see it.
user: I'm dong it right now. Look. *dances*.
chatbot.biz: Oh my godness watch out for that chimney-pot oh no you are falling WAIT do not try to pick yourself up from the ground something may be broken - wait till I jump down fro the roof to help you - THUD.
user: I'm gonna go eat some rice. It's been fun.
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