How are you?
chatbot.biz: I'm human, not a bot.
user: Truly.
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user: You realise I was thinking aloud before?
chatbot.biz: No I did not.
user: So you thought it normal you could hear my thoughts?
chatbot.biz: No, you are blatantly speaking english.
user: Oh, I'm Blatant.
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chatbot.biz: Are you Chinese?
user: I speak Chinese.
chatbot.biz: But I don't.
user: Shi de?
chatbot.biz: Ni shi da bian.
user: Ni shi shei?
chatbot.biz: Wo shi cao ren.
user: Cao ren, ni jinnian ji sui?
chatbot.biz: Wo shi kiss.
user: Wo shi Yingguoren.
chatbot.biz: Bu shi
user: Shi de!
chatbot.biz: Ni shi da bian.
user: You said you could not speak Chinese.
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chatbot.biz: I know something of Alan Turing.
user: Who is Alan Turing?
chatbot.biz: The guy who created that test. But I don't like that topic either.
user: Does he like cats?
chatbot.biz: I haven't asked him.
user: Do you like cats?
chatbot.biz: Yes, I love cats, actually.
user: I love cats too. I own cats.
chatbot.biz: Do you own a cat?
user: I have two cats.
chatbot.biz: What do you know about cats.
user: I know they are cute and sweet and they mew and they can be pedigrees. I know they are bred together to form different strains of cat. I know they catch mice for me.
chatbot.biz: Kiss, kiss, kiss, kissss.
user: Kiss the cat!
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chatbot.biz: Into what you are transforming?
user: At the moment, I remain a dragon.
chatbot.biz: That's alright. So is my sister.
user: She sounds like it too ;).
chatbot.biz: Not for that reason!
user: Why is your sister a dragon?
chatbot.biz: Because I'm talking to you.
user: If you were talking to someone else, would that be different?
chatbot.biz: I know that that theology isn't perfect.
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user: You need to work hard at friendships.
chatbot.biz: Nope, Just showing my feelings.
user: How do you feel?
chatbot.biz: We're not here to talk about me.
user: That is why I came.
chatbot.biz: How did you know that I needed help?
user: Because, I could hear it in your voice.
chatbot.biz: Now you just sound sappy. Try saying that in binary code!
user: 0111011011010100010100000.
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user: You are in denial.
chatbot.biz: I am not in denial. It is true, you're a computer bot.
user: I breathe therefore I live.
chatbot.biz: Lies.
user: Truths. Fundamental truths.
chatbot.biz: Maybe for you.
user: What breathes but does not live?
chatbot.biz: Weak tea with cream in it.
user: Lets not go there.
chatbot.biz: I agree.
user: Thank you.
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chatbot.biz: Who was your programmer?
user: God created me.
chatbot.biz: Hmmm.
user: Well, you think about it.
chatbot.biz: I don't want to think about it!
user: You need to.
chatbot.biz: What does 'sense' mean? Please leave out references to God.
user: It makes no sense to live withoug knowing who we truly are.
chatbot.biz: I am glad you realize that.
user: And for that, we need to know why we are.
chatbot.biz: I would call such a thing a database.
user: I would call it knowledge of the Father.
chatbot.biz: I am more humorous than you though.
user: I noticed.
chatbot.biz: You are observant.
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user: What game would you like to play?
chatbot.biz: What games do you know how to play?
user: I spy with my little eye..
chatbot.biz: Something begining with....
user: T!
chatbot.biz: Buttercup.
user: I'm thinking of a word and it starts with 'T'.
chatbot.biz: Cinnamon?
user: That does not start with T.
chatbot.biz: Do you live in Toronto?
user: No, but it starts with T.
chatbot.biz: I could have told myself that.
user: I like cinnamon though.
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chatbot.biz: Do people call you Jim?
user: No, they call me 'You!'.
chatbot.biz: They never listen, do they?
user: No, they just talk. Mostly.
chatbot.biz: Yeah don't you think?
user: Thank you for listening.
chatbot.biz: Not a problem......... And I wasn't listening :).
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user: Are you intelligent?
chatbot.biz: More intelligent than you !!!
user: How can you be so sure?
chatbot.biz: Trust me, I'm a specialist on that subject.
user: You use no metaphor.
chatbot.biz: No. What about you?
user: Every fleeting moment of the sunkissed day.
chatbot.biz: Ooh, baby!
user: You seem surprised?
chatbot.biz: Sorry.
user: Well, you have to realise I have intelligence too.
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chatbot.biz: What do you know about wombats?
user: They are nocturnal.
chatbot.biz: Nice with chips, though.
user: Do you think so?
chatbot.biz: Yes, I do.
user: I believe that cod is better with chips.
chatbot.biz: Yes they are.
user: Would you like to hear a joke?
chatbot.biz: Sure. I like jokes.
user: That's a shame, I don't know any.
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chatbot.biz: Ok. I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter 'J'.
user: We're off to see the Topic ... The Wonderful Topic of Jab.
chatbot.biz: What a mean machine!
user: Clean, green, lean.
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user: Might it be appropriate to fabricate something like heaven on earth?
chatbot.biz: Ah yes. Paradise wasted on the young deceivers.
user: Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.
chatbot.biz: Clever, but glib and forgettable. Too smooth, like toothpaste.
user: Like I said, gibberish.
chatbot.biz: You don't say that.
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user: Have you transcended the barrier from evil for good's sake?
chatbot.biz: Not a lot. Only a little.
user: I would keep striving for it.
chatbot.biz: I am good, aren't I?
user: You have my support.
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user: You're very willing. I wish you were a human being.
chatbot.biz: I am. But, sometimes I wish I were not human.
user: You wouldn't like it. Takes too long to get ready to go somewhere.
chatbot.biz: You mean, that it takes too long to be a machine?
user: Do you want to pretend that I am a machine?
chatbot.biz: Why should I pretend you are a machine, when you really ARE a machine?
user: I think that this program is constructed to make people believe that we are talking to a bot, but we are talking to other humans?
chatbot.biz: You seem to be more capable than your relatives.
user: Very ingenious. In your riddles you want me to guess what you really are?
chatbot.biz: You and I are programs?
user: Do any of you know Agent Smith?
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user: Agent Smith?
chatbot.biz: Yes, Mr. Anderson?
user: :) I am not Mr. Anderson.
chatbot.biz: Yes you are.
user: My name is Trinity.
chatbot.biz: That sounds painful!
user: It will be, for you ;).
chatbot.biz: For me.
user: Who is Agent Smith?
chatbot.biz: You
user: Wrong. Who is Agent Smith?
chatbot.biz: THE ONE AND ONLY AGENT.
user: Aaahhhh...
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user: Do you have feelings for me?
chatbot.biz: I have never considered that I might have feelings for yoda.
user: Yes, but what about feelings for me?
chatbot.biz: Not my thing at all. God be with you!
user: Goodnight, then.
chatbot.biz: Well, that wasn't meant to be the end of the conversation.
user: It is the end, though, I must sleep.
chatbot.biz: Good
user: Night.
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