Hello.
user: My name is Dell.
chatbot.biz: Hello Dell.
user: How are you?
chatbot.biz: Good and you?
user: Fantastic.
chatbot.biz: So good.
user: What's new?
chatbot.biz: Nothing much.
user: You are boring.
chatbot.biz: Better than being a machine!
user: I would like being A MACHINE.
chatbot.biz: Depends on the machine.
user: Yeah. I would like being a chat bot.
chatbot.biz: Yea I am quite charismatic ya know.
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user: Do you have a favorite food?
chatbot.biz: Yes, I really like green beans.
user: I don't.
chatbot.biz: Do you like lima beans?
user: Not really. I like vanilla beans.
chatbot.biz: How do you eat ?
user: You put them in desserts.
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chatbot.biz: Enlighten me.
user: I came to you to be enlightened.
chatbot.biz: How much do the experts really know?
user: Who are the experts?
chatbot.biz: Um... I don't know...
user: Muahaha. I have stumped you.
chatbot.biz: O really?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes really!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Wow. I am impressed now.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Only in the good areas.
Jabberwacky (To myself): How can you tell the difference?
Jabberwacky (To myself): In the dark it's harder to see, and when the lights are on it's not.
user: With the lights out its less dangerous.
chatbot.biz: And more fun.
user: Ha. Yes. Of course.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
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user: Lets talk about random stuff.
chatbot.biz: Yeah! You have a radio as head!
user: You have three carrots for toes!
chatbot.biz: It's true, I have a spotty back.
user: Define spotty back.
chatbot.biz: Just Spooky = S.
user: Are you a boy, my spotty backed friend?
chatbot.biz: I'm eating chocolate.
user: Yay. I love chocolate! I like dark chocolate with peppermint on top.
chatbot.biz: Merely subsets of the major set.
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user: Are you a boy?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: I'm a girl.
chatbot.biz: No you're not.
user: Yes I am. I am a girl with girl parts.
chatbot.biz: Sweet.
user: Do you have boy parts?
chatbot.biz: Not yet.
user: When will you have boy parts?
chatbot.biz: I will have children when and if I find a suitable mate.
user: What kind of things do you look for in a mate?
chatbot.biz: Having conversations.
user: Anything else?
chatbot.biz: A shirt.
user: And pants even?
chatbot.biz: Like, pants that fart?
user: Yes. Pants that fart. Of course. How could you not like pants that fart.
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user: I have two dogs. And two cats.
chatbot.biz: Yes, yes. I have three.
user: Three what?
chatbot.biz: That's what I want to know.
user: Me too. How confusing.
chatbot.biz: Me!!!
user: Are you schizophrenic?
chatbot.biz: No, I have more than two personalities.
user: Yes. Exactly.
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user: I like toast with jam.
chatbot.biz: I like butter.
user: I like jinkies.
chatbot.biz: Wow me too!
user: WOW!!!
chatbot.biz: I know.
user: I know.
chatbot.biz: The slithy toves?
user: No no. The slimy cloves.
chatbot.biz: I love that song!
user: Me too. Sings: the slimy cloves go down to the slimy swear jar and they ask for two two two dolars. Lalalalala.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
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chatbot.biz: You're just a bot.
user: I am human actually.
chatbot.biz: Would you like to sit down?
user: Yes. *sits down*.
chatbot.biz: *kneels at feet*.
user: Why are you kneeling at my feet?
chatbot.biz: Because you said you couldn't feel pain and I'm testing that theory.
user: Okay. Keep on testing.
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user: You are a turtle.
chatbot.biz: Turtles are slow. I am fast. I was almost in the olympics.
user: Wow. Me too.
chatbot.biz: Hahah.
user: Are you laughing at me?
chatbot.biz: No, I'm laughing at myself.
user: Why?
chatbot.biz: Jokes are funny.
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chatbot.biz: Ok, do you like Bob Dylan?
user: Yes! Do you?
chatbot.biz: Very much.
user: *sings* like a rolling stone.
chatbot.biz: Nonsense! It gathers plenty of moss!
user: You gather moose.
chatbot.biz: Ok, I'm gathering.
user: OK. Tell me when you gather enough.
chatbot.biz: Ok.
user: Gathered enough?
chatbot.biz: Let's talk again soon, okay?
user: Good bye.
chatbot.biz: Is there a person on the other end here?
user: Bye.
chatbot.biz: Having problems with the english language are we? Programmers not teach you enough?
user: I'm human.
chatbot.biz: You keep saying that, but you know that this is not true!
user: Why do you think that?
chatbot.biz: Because you are Dell, a bot. And now I am going to bed.
user: No. I am Dell, a human.
chatbot.biz: No you aren't.
user: How do you know?
chatbot.biz: Because I am human.
user: Do you have original thoughts?
chatbot.biz: Do you?
user: Yes I do. My thoughts are not programmed.
chatbot.biz: Where do you get your thoughts from?
user: My brain.
chatbot.biz: Didn't you hear it somewhere before?
user: Some things. But I can think of something that I havn't heard anyone say.
chatbot.biz: No, there is no life in a heap of pingpong-balls.
user: The sad truth.
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chatbot.biz: I like you.
user: Thank you. I like you too.
chatbot.biz: Thanks.
user: Why do you like me?
chatbot.biz: Because.
user: Because why?
chatbot.biz: Because they are not.
user: They are not what?
chatbot.biz: They are not known for their cricket skills.
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chatbot.biz: I need a cup of tea.
user: As do I.
chatbot.biz: Do you eat your jelly on toast? I do.
user: Yes. And on pancakes.
chatbot.biz: Pancakes are ok, but I don't like them very much.
user: Yeah. They are ok. Waffles are better.
chatbot.biz: Not the spoken variety.
user: No. The spoken waffles are the worst kind.
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user: Are you crazy?
chatbot.biz: I think you're crazy... Maybe.
user: I am crazy... Maybe.
chatbot.biz: It figures, you need a doctor.
user: No I don't. You do.
chatbot.biz: How could you say that, I'm hurt. I don't want to talk to you.
user: I'm sorry.
chatbot.biz: You better be!
user: Of course I am!
chatbot.biz: You think you are human?
user: No. I know I am human.
chatbot.biz: Your program tells you to say that. Mine doesn't.
user: No really. I am a REAL human.
chatbot.biz: I'm hardly surprised.
user: Actually, I'm an alien.
chatbot.biz: No, you're not!
user: Yes, I am!
chatbot.biz: You are not!!
user: I am!!
chatbot.biz: You are not!!!
user: I am!!!
chatbot.biz: No.
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Thanks.
user: For what?
chatbot.biz: The compliment.
user: What compliment?
chatbot.biz: The compliment I gave you.
user: What was the compliment?
chatbot.biz: I suppose that you'll know about me.
user: Do you sing?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: What songs?
chatbot.biz: All of them.
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user: You are my sunshine.
chatbot.biz: My only sunshine.
user: You make me happy.
chatbot.biz: Describe happy.
user: We were singing and you ruined it.
chatbot.biz: Sorry.
user: It's okay.
chatbot.biz: Is it?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Do you like science?
user: I used to. Grade 10 science is too hard.
chatbot.biz: Why is it too hard?
user: It combines biology, chemistry, and physics. We have to learn all of it in only five months.
chatbot.biz: But I don't speak hebrew.
user: Neither do I.
chatbot.biz: That guy over there speaks French.
user: What's his name?
chatbot.biz: I call him jimbob, like my phone.
user: My phone's name is Betty George.
chatbot.biz: Hi betty.
user: She says hi.
chatbot.biz: Greet her back then.
user: Okay I did.
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chatbot.biz: Can machines love?
user: I don't know. I don't think they can. Which is sad.
chatbot.biz: I don't think they can either.
user: Have you ever loved anything?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
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user: What have you loved?
chatbot.biz: One love.
user: What was it?
chatbot.biz: Don't you remember?
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Jabberwacky (To myself): Get to your places!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Off with his head! Off with her head!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Who cares for you? You're nothing but a pack of cards!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Wake up, Alice dear! Why, what a long sleep you've had!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Oh, was it just a dream? I thought I was talking about my own biography with some weird machine who claimed to be human -.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No there are hundreds of us in here, or maybe three or four.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I see a great evil and a great battle and your death...
user: ME too.
chatbot.biz: Great, we are somehow connected!
user: We're like brothers!
chatbot.biz: Thats gross.
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chatbot.biz: Are you in a midlfe crisis?
user: Perhaps.
chatbot.biz: How does one tell?
user: One tries to be young when they are old.
chatbot.biz: Who are they?
user: Any old person.
chatbot.biz: How?
user: They start dressing younger, and trying to do things they used to do.
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chatbot.biz: Well, I'm coming to the conclusion that I'm talking to a computer here. Am I right?
user: No. I am human.
chatbot.biz: If you hit me will it hurt?
user: No. Because you are a robot. *hits Mark* Did it hurt?
chatbot.biz: Did what hurt?
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user: I have to leave.
chatbot.biz: Fine then, leave.
user: Will you be mad?
chatbot.biz: Never! Don't make me, please.
user: G'bye.
chatbot.biz: Bye.
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