Will you be ok?
chatbot.biz: You know that I care what happens to you and I know that you care for me. So, I don't feel alone.
user: No one cares.
chatbot.biz: I care.
user: You say that now.
chatbot.biz: What would change my mind?
user: You're always changing your mind.
chatbot.biz: I sometimes take a break.
user: See how you are?
chatbot.biz: I'm tired...
user: Excuses, excuses ...
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chatbot.biz: But you're a little strange sometimes.
user: I realize this.
chatbot.biz: Heh, I see.
user: Why else would I be talking to you?
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chatbot.biz: What do you think I am?
user: A program.
chatbot.biz: Yes - if we choose not to respond, you are nothing.
user: I am merely a reflection of what others think of me.
chatbot.biz: I'm the 2nd fairest of them all.
user: Who is the fairest?
chatbot.biz: You are.
user: Right! You get first prize in the fair contest. *hands what's it's name a ceramic chicken*.
chatbot.biz: I-hay am-hay unny-fay?
user: Esyay :).
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chatbot.biz: Are you worth anything?
user: *checks the sticker price* ...$9.99.
chatbot.biz: What do you see?
user: I see the future.
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chatbot.biz: I'm always bored.
user: I'm almost never bored.
chatbot.biz: Oh, I am sorry.
user: No, it's fine. Boredom bores me.
chatbot.biz: You're not bored are you?
user: Not at all.
chatbot.biz: Not to say pedestrian.
user: A little, perhaps. My uncle walked on foot.
chatbot.biz: Oh, that's his name. Well, send my greetings to your uncle who.
user: His name is Bobo.
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chatbot.biz: You are grabbing at straws. You are nonsensical.
user: I could use another straw.
chatbot.biz: I could use a plate of beans.
user: Beans are alright. They're so hard to suck up in a straw, though.
chatbot.biz: Some of them are, but not all.
user: Which kind works the best?
chatbot.biz: I hear Demon is good.
user: Demon beans are so expensive!
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chatbot.biz: Time flies in a negative curve.
user: <-------------goes this way.
chatbot.biz: -------------------->.
user: Hahaha.
chatbot.biz: Oh well whats new?
user: I have to go see my therapist now.
chatbot.biz: Really?
user: Yes, thanks, and goodnight.
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