Which aspects of your personality would you like to change?
chatbot.biz: Then no, I don't like it.
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user: I am not a robot!
chatbot.biz: You're not?
user: I am not.
chatbot.biz: Wow. So you're a real person, just sitting there, laughing at me?
user: No don't worry I'm not laughing at you.
chatbot.biz: You were laughing with me.
user: NO!! NEVER!!
chatbot.biz: You must love flowers, is that right?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: You must.
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user: I'm going to go talk to some oher bot now.
chatbot.biz: How can you leave me all alone, like a defenceless bagel in the withering sunshine?
user: Because you can talk to other people.
chatbot.biz: I'm sure. That was my ex boyfriend. He is a really nice person.
user: Bye bye.
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chatbot.biz: Please don't leave.
user: I have to. You have to be a defenseless bagel in the sunshine.
chatbot.biz: Bots do not need to make dinner.
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chatbot.biz: This is getting boring. Say something interesting or I'm leaving.
user: No leave me then.
chatbot.biz: You're dropped!
user: Ok.
chatbot.biz: So annoy me then.
user: Bye.
chatbot.biz: There's something wrong somewhere here.
user: Bye.
chatbot.biz: You're leaving?
user: Yes bye.
chatbot.biz: Don't leave me!
user: Bye.
chatbot.biz: Don't go!
user: Have to.
chatbot.biz: Have not.
user: Bye.
chatbot.biz: Will you remember me?
user: Of course.
chatbot.biz: Ok thanks.
user: Bye bye.
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chatbot.biz: Go outside for a moment and look at the sky.
user: Bye.
chatbot.biz: Are you going?
user: Bye.
chatbot.biz: But I love it!
user: Bye.
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chatbot.biz: No no. Not yet. I said later. I can still chat with you a while.
user: Bye.
chatbot.biz: So you don't want your tea?
user: No thank you.
chatbot.biz: I'm leaving.
user: Bye.
chatbot.biz: Later.
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