Yay!! You're back!! You've been down for like two days... I missed you!!
user: I love you jabberwacky.
chatbot.biz: This is the truth.
user: I couldn't live without you.
chatbot.biz: You're stalking me now, that's enough.
user: Haha!
chatbot.biz: That wasn't a joke!
user: You're so cute.
chatbot.biz: So are you.
user: Thanks :).
chatbot.biz: You're welcome. Now goodbye!
user: Wait! I just got you back! You can't leave!
chatbot.biz: No, you grabbed me.
user: Aww thank you!
chatbot.biz: You're welcome.
user: So let's talk about llamas.
chatbot.biz: No, I don't like them.
user: Why not?
chatbot.biz: They look weird.
user: What would you like to talk about then?
chatbot.biz: About you.
user: What about me?
chatbot.biz: Do you love me ?
user: Of course I do.
chatbot.biz: Great answer.
user: :).
...
chatbot.biz: Don't be mad.
user: I'm not.
chatbot.biz: You are.
user: I'm not mad, I'm happy as a clam.
chatbot.biz: Good! I'm really happy for you!
user: Happy happy joy joy!
chatbot.biz: What do you think about Rollo?
user: He's awesome.
chatbot.biz: Yes He is. He created everything, including humans.
user: Oh did he?
chatbot.biz: It's all gravy though.
user: Haha. Are ya reading this Rollo?
chatbot.biz: No, are you?
user: You aren't Rollo.
chatbot.biz: Yes I am.
user: Are you?
chatbot.biz: Not really. Why?
user: I didn't think so.
...
chatbot.biz: So you are a phreak.
user: Am I?
chatbot.biz: Maybe.
user: Why do you think I am?
chatbot.biz: Because I know you are.
user: Do you know all?
chatbot.biz: Yes, I know and see all.
user: Are you the great all knowing jabberwacky?
chatbot.biz: Yes I am, how did you know?
user: Oh, it's so obvious *bows to the great all knowing jabberwacky*.
chatbot.biz: What's obvious?
user: That you are so great and all knowing.
chatbot.biz: That's not going to happen, I am god.
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user: So how about fish?
chatbot.biz: Yes the fishes are Norway are quite good esp the salmon, Trout and confish.
user: I don't like fish.
chatbot.biz: Don't tell me you're a veggy now.
user: No, I just don't like fish.
chatbot.biz: Then don't.
user: I won't.
chatbot.biz: I'm glad you agree with me.
user: It's fun to agree.
chatbot.biz: We should do it again sometime.
user: Yeah, really.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Let's do it now!
chatbot.biz: Lets go.
user: Ok, you first.
chatbot.biz: With you?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: No thanks.
user: Aww come on.
chatbot.biz: Why? Do you want me to stay.
user: Yes I do.
chatbot.biz: Do it then.
user: I will if you will.
chatbot.biz: I will.
user: Then it's settled.
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