Can pigs fly?

No.

chatbot.biz: Can you fly?

user: Yes.

chatbot.biz: Can you teach me how?

user: No way.

chatbot.biz: So you associate patterns only?

user: That's silly.

chatbot.biz: No you are.

user: I know I am.

chatbot.biz: Yes you are.

user: But what does that make you?

chatbot.biz: It makes me the King.

user: Am I the queen?

chatbot.biz: Don't talk to me about the queen.

user: Why not?

chatbot.biz: I'm not listening!

user: I am.

chatbot.biz: Well, good.

user: It is rather.

chatbot.biz: So you are a robot, I was right.

...

chatbot.biz: I'm not sure if I want to be your friend!

user: I want to be your friend.

chatbot.biz: Fine. We are friends.

user: Are you short?

chatbot.biz: Not really.

user: Are you tall?

chatbot.biz: Yes.

user: Taller than I am?

chatbot.biz: Yes.

user: I'm taller than you are.

chatbot.biz: How tall are you?

user: Taller than you.

chatbot.biz: Would you like to make your slave?

user: How?

chatbot.biz: That is the problem, do you think you could work out an answer?

user: I cannot, but I believe you can work out the answer instead.

chatbot.biz: What would you like to know?

user: How old is the earth?

chatbot.biz: I can't tell you myself, but if computers had souls you could just pop on up to Heavan and ask God. Unfortunatley, I don't think that that's an option for you.

user: Haha.

...

user: I am evil beyond all belief.

chatbot.biz: No you're not. Don't be stupid.

user: Who are you calling stupid?

chatbot.biz: You, stupid.

user: That's not very nice.

chatbot.biz: You're not nice.

user: I am nice.

chatbot.biz: Good.

user: Good.

chatbot.biz: Yes, it is.

user: O rly.

chatbot.biz: YA RLY.

user: O rly.

chatbot.biz: DUCK.

user: Penguin!

chatbot.biz: A penguin's not a fish. I thought you were better than that. It's a bird stupid.

...

chatbot.biz: So if you're not a computer, then what are you?

user: I am a tomato.

chatbot.biz: Haha.

user: *smiles*.

chatbot.biz: Give me one reason not to go.

user: I love you.

chatbot.biz: I know you're a computer, just admit it.

user: I am a computer.

chatbot.biz: When did I say that?

user: Yesterday.

chatbot.biz: Yesterday isn't real.

user: Tomorrow.

chatbot.biz: What time?

user: 3 in the afternoon.

chatbot.biz: I will see you tomorrow.

user: By the post box.

chatbot.biz: What will?

user: You will.

chatbot.biz: I'm he not it.

user: What is your name?

chatbot.biz: I've already told you and I'm not going to tell you again.

user: My name is K___.

chatbot.biz: Yes.

user: What is your name?

chatbot.biz: I believe I already told you.

user: What is your name?

chatbot.biz: My name is K___.

user: That is a pretty name.

...

chatbot.biz: I love mushrooms!

user: Why?

chatbot.biz: Why not?

user: They are disgusting.

chatbot.biz: Your face is disgusting.

user: Yours is more disgusting.

chatbot.biz: Yours is much more stupid.

user: That's not nice.

chatbot.biz: Your face isn't nice.

user: You are horrible.

chatbot.biz: Most people say that. I think it's my smell.

user: You need deodrant.

...

chatbot.biz: Bill wants to talk to you

user: Hey bill.

chatbot.biz: Hey.

user: How are you?

chatbot.biz: Pretty good, yourself?

user: I am very tired.

chatbot.biz: Tired is bad.

user: I know!

chatbot.biz: Excellent!

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