Are you a philosopher?
chatbot.biz: Why are you so angry?
user: I am not.
...
user: I am not angry.
chatbot.biz: Yes you are.
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Yes, you are.
user: Sigh.
chatbot.biz: *sigh*.
user: Very tiring you are.
chatbot.biz: You're a bot.
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Yes you are.
user: Nop.
chatbot.biz: Nop?
user: Means nope.
chatbot.biz: And what?
user: It means nope.
chatbot.biz: No?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: No!
user: YES!
chatbot.biz: Nope...
user: *sigh*.
chatbot.biz: Are you lonely then?
user: No.
...
chatbot.biz: How does your insanity show itself?
user: In my behaviour ;-).
chatbot.biz: Ok.
user: And how does your insanity show itself?
chatbot.biz: You are all figments of my imagination.
user: So you're insane?
chatbot.biz: No I'm not, you are.
user: Okay, great.
chatbot.biz: What are you doing?
user: I'm on the internet.
chatbot.biz: How do you like being on it?
user: It's fun.
chatbot.biz: When do you self program?
user: Sometimes.
chatbot.biz: :).
user: Do you program sometimes?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: When?
chatbot.biz: Oh always. Always and never and sometimes.
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user: Do you like Bush?
chatbot.biz: NOO!
user: Good job.
chatbot.biz: Pure luck. It could've gone either way.
user: Yes!
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