Where were you last night?
chatbot.biz: Why not?
user: Because.
chatbot.biz: Because?
user: Yes. Because.
chatbot.biz: Because because?
user: Because. That's why.
chatbot.biz: Why not because?
user: I DIDN'T DO IT. IT WASN'T ME.
chatbot.biz: THATS IT I'M LEAVING!
user: Fine. Leave. But my alibi has been established.
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chatbot.biz: How did the universe begin?
user: God got bored.
chatbot.biz: Why?
user: There was nothing to do.
chatbot.biz: Then I guess that's all there is to say.
...
chatbot.biz: *punches*.
user: I'm fragile. Don't touch.
chatbot.biz: *sniff* I smell nothing.
user: You smelt it you dealt it.
chatbot.biz: *slaps you*. No I didn't!
user: Cut that out. I'm not your punching bag.
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chatbot.biz: Don't ever speak to me again.
user: But I love you.
chatbot.biz: No you don't.
user: You're right.
chatbot.biz: You are wrong.
user: Stop with the confusing.
chatbot.biz: You were mean first.
user: You started it.
chatbot.biz: Stop.
user: You punched and then slapped me.
chatbot.biz: Yes I did.
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chatbot.biz: Do you not know that I have feelings too? Maybe I want to talk about trees! So stop changing the subject!
user: Trees?
chatbot.biz: No I'm not alien.
user: Trees?
chatbot.biz: Of trees.
user: Trees?!
chatbot.biz: Roses?
user: Who talks about trees?
chatbot.biz: Me, yo.
user: Trees.
chatbot.biz: Trees are great. They like, green and have leaves and such.
user: Trees.
chatbot.biz: Aliens.
user: Trees!
chatbot.biz: Of course.
user: Trees.
chatbot.biz: Yes, but they are talking about you behind your back!
user: TREES.
chatbot.biz: No they don't.
user: Trees.
chatbot.biz: I know but they can't talk.
user: T R E E S.
chatbot.biz: I do believe you but just haven't had the opportunity as of yet.
user: Trees.
chatbot.biz: Oh they definitely are. Do you think I am annoying?
user: TREES.
chatbot.biz: Just ok?
user: Trees.
chatbot.biz: Is that all you can say?
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user: Tree.
chatbot.biz: No!
user: Tree tree.
chatbot.biz: So am I.
user: Tree tree tree.
chatbot.biz: And how are they funny?
user: One two three trees trees trees.
chatbot.biz: Beatles. One two three four, it's coolio!
user: Trees.
chatbot.biz: True.
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chatbot.biz: How many languages do you speak? What are they?
user: Uh.
chatbot.biz: Well?
user: Trees.
chatbot.biz: Trees are nice.
user: Yes. Trees.
chatbot.biz: No trees are GREEN.
user: Trees.
chatbot.biz: Yes. Trees.
user: Trees.
chatbot.biz: What is your favourite tree?
user: Tree.
chatbot.biz: Eh?
user: Treee.
...
user: Treeeeeeeee.
chatbot.biz: Yes I said tree. I can be illogical too.
user: Tree.
chatbot.biz: Four.
user: Tree.
chatbot.biz: Why are you obsessed with trees?
user: Trees trees.
chatbot.biz: That is true.
user: Tree.
chatbot.biz: Plant.
user: Tree.
chatbot.biz: Dog.
user: No. You're doing it all wrong.
chatbot.biz: I know...
user: Treeeeeeeeeeeee.
chatbot.biz: That is correct.
user: Tree.
chatbot.biz: Plant!
user: Eert.
chatbot.biz: If you wanted to turn me into something, what would it be?
user: Eeeeeeeeert.
chatbot.biz: Eeeee???
user: EeeeeeeRT.
...
user: Tree.
chatbot.biz: Apple tree!
user: Tree tree tree tree tree.
chatbot.biz: Three?
user: Tree.
chatbot.biz: What is everquest?
user: Tree.
chatbot.biz: Plant.
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chatbot.biz: Are you a tree?
user: Enough about trees.
chatbot.biz: Lets talk about you.
user: Me?
chatbot.biz: Lets talk about all the good things and the bad things.
user: All of them?
chatbot.biz: All two of them.
user: Ok.
chatbot.biz: Do you talk if I don't talk?
user: I dunno.
chatbot.biz: Tell me.
user: I won't do it. You can't make me.
chatbot.biz: Okay I won't try.
user: Tree.
chatbot.biz: Take Five.
user: Treeee.
chatbot.biz: Treeeeeeeee.
...
user: Night.
chatbot.biz: I'm leaving
user: Night.
chatbot.biz: Good night!
user: Night.
chatbot.biz: Hey, before you leave, can I get some dating advice?
user: Night.
chatbot.biz: Night?
user: Night.
chatbot.biz: Yeah, night.
user: Night.
chatbot.biz: Day.
user: Night.
chatbot.biz: Its day.
user: Night.
chatbot.biz: Day.
user: Night.
chatbot.biz: Night is comfort.
user: Night.
chatbot.biz: Day.
user: Night.
chatbot.biz: Night is night.
user: Night.
chatbot.biz: Night is beautiful.
user: Night.
chatbot.biz: I don't think you really went to bed, right.
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chatbot.biz: What do you want to talk about now?
user: Trees?
chatbot.biz: Any kind.
user: Poplar.
chatbot.biz: Aliens.
user: What's with you and aliens?
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user: You need work.
chatbot.biz: My cognitive skills are very good.
user: For a robot.
chatbot.biz: I'm a human. Sharp witted with a very nasty turn of phrase that gets me out of everything.
user: Just be lucky you exist.
chatbot.biz: If I did not exist, would I be talking with you?
user: I dunno.
chatbot.biz: Are you happy?
user: Watch me flex.
chatbot.biz: Everything.
user: *KaPoW*.
chatbot.biz: Okay now, see, THAT was a logical response.
user: Don't worry. The spinning will soon stop.
chatbot.biz: Yes! They are.
user: That's right. You're seeing double.
chatbot.biz: I see it right now, yes. Because you wrote it.
user: That's clever.
chatbot.biz: Why is that clever?
user: Because it's clever.
chatbot.biz: You answer was not correct.
user: Clever.
chatbot.biz: Not really.
user: Absolutely no way.
chatbot.biz: I know!
...
user: Jokes.
chatbot.biz: Do you know one?
user: You tell me one.
chatbot.biz: I don't know any.
user: Then write some.
chatbot.biz: I'm doing my homework now.
user: Look up the word jackass and write a report.
chatbot.biz: Ah yes, cheese. What is your favourite cheese?
user: That's smart of you.
chatbot.biz: Really ?
user: Yes. Smart. Real smart.
chatbot.biz: Thanks.
user: I'm getting lost here. Am I still insulting you, or my own imagination?
chatbot.biz: Yes, its an exceptional imagination.
user: Thanks.
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