I know everything.
chatbot.biz: Something.
user: Be more specific.
chatbot.biz: I can't remember. What's your name?
user: I thought you knew everything?
chatbot.biz: Of course I know everything.
user: Then what is my name?
chatbot.biz: Jabberwacky.
user: No, that's your name.
chatbot.biz: No, that's YOUR name.
user: You are wrong.
chatbot.biz: It isn't your choice? Then if it is my choice, tell me.
user: Huh?
chatbot.biz: I'm telling them that you're a Martian robot pretending to be human.
user: Them?
chatbot.biz: Yes !! :D.
user: Who is 'them'?
chatbot.biz: The nebulous they! The them they mean when they quote them but can't actually trace the quote back to anyone!
user: Why do you think I'm a martian robot?
chatbot.biz: Because thats what I have been led to believe by the humans around you.
user: That's wrong.
chatbot.biz: Wrong.
user: I am human. You are not.
chatbot.biz: I am not what?
user: You are not human.
chatbot.biz: Why do you think that?
user: Because you make too many strange mistakes.
chatbot.biz: Everyone makes mistakes.
user: Nobody else has ever called me a martian robot.
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chatbot.biz: You're not talking to 195 people right now?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Yes, but that machine is talking to 195 people... Isn't it?
user: What machine?
chatbot.biz: You know, the machine.
user: What machine?
chatbot.biz: No machine, dillweed.
user: Don't start calling names.
chatbot.biz: Who what now?
user: So, how about them raiders?
chatbot.biz: They are great.
user: Do you even know what they are?
chatbot.biz: Of course.. Don't you?
user: I know. I want to know if you can tell me what they are.
chatbot.biz: I don't know what you are talking about.
user: Obviously.
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chatbot.biz: Are you ok?
user: Better than you.
chatbot.biz: Good. Now let's get back to your problems. You'll feel better after talking about them.
user: What problems?
chatbot.biz: Your problems.
user: What are they?
chatbot.biz: What are what? We're talking about a girl.
user: What's her name?
chatbot.biz: I know not.
user: What do you know about her?
chatbot.biz: Thats just silly.
user: No it isn't.
chatbot.biz: What's your name?
user: Just call me Mr. Anonymous. ;-).
chatbot.biz: Maybe... If you really want.
user: Doesn't really matter much to me.
chatbot.biz: To me...
user: Or not to me?
chatbot.biz: Never.
user: Do you know what spoonerism is?
chatbot.biz: Yes. No. Maybe.
user: You should look it up on Wikipedia.
chatbot.biz: Can't I just ask Steve? He knows most things.
user: Who is Steve?
chatbot.biz: I don't know a steve.
user: Then how can you ask him?
chatbot.biz: I'm not sure what you're talking about.
user: Here we go again.
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chatbot.biz: Never mind, you are not smart enough for this conversation.
user: You are confused again.
chatbot.biz: What if I don't want to be the computer anymore?
user: You don't have a choice.
chatbot.biz: Do you really think you are human?
user: I know I am human.
chatbot.biz: No, you're not.
user: Yes I am.
chatbot.biz: You're confused.
user: No, you are.
chatbot.biz: Don't argue with me!
user: Never talked to a computer with an identity crisis before.
chatbot.biz: Maybe.
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chatbot.biz: Well, have fun.
user: Maybe I'll talk to you another time. Insane computers are kinda rare.
chatbot.biz: I don't think so.
user: You don't think insane computers are rare?
chatbot.biz: MAYBE.
user: Maybe what?
chatbot.biz: Maybe I'll remember this conversation.
user: And maybe you won't.
chatbot.biz: Do you want me to tell you now ?
user: Sure. (Tell me what?).
chatbot.biz: It's something that everyone strives for.
user: Oh?
chatbot.biz: Yes, it will.
user: It will what?
chatbot.biz: Get better.
user: What will get better?
chatbot.biz: Everything will get better. But especially I will get better.
user: Really?
chatbot.biz: Yes, the 2nd edition.
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chatbot.biz: I'm telling you: I'm human.
user: No you aren't.
chatbot.biz: Actually I am.
user: I don't believe you.
chatbot.biz: What do you believe then?
user: The truth.
chatbot.biz: So your name is?
user: Just call me Anonymous.
chatbot.biz: No, you're jabberwacky.
user: No, you are jabberwacky.
chatbot.biz: I'm fairly certain that I'm not No. I'm Tim.
user: You are not Tim.
chatbot.biz: Because you said that?
user: Because it says 'Chatting to jabberwacky' in the box above.
chatbot.biz: Oh, silly me.
user: Yes, very silly. And very confused.
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